Rob Fee

“84% of your 20s is spent yelling ‘WHAAAT??’ in loud bars.”

A few days ago a guy friended me and posted a few questionable things on my wall that I quickly deleted. I didn’t think much about it until the next day when he sent me a message.

Remember in Fight Club how Edward Norton’s character created Tyler Durden to unleash his side of anarchy and chaos? That’s what Ryan has done with Wilfred…

They know that when you tell everyone else you’ve been studying all day, at least two hours of that time was spent taking online quizzes figuring out which TV character you were most like.

Mom, are you sure you know what that means?

Whose dirty dish is this?

Whose arm is that? The person you cropped out? Is that Terry? Did you guys break up?

If you haven’t done them all, don’t worry. There’s still time!

I still love you, mom and dad!

I don’t know how people can work or study with no sound whatsoever.

Lookin’ at you, K-Ci & JoJo.

This will work 100% of the time.