Molly Burford

Virgo: 2018 should be the year of self-care. You can’t save everyone, Virgo, and it’s not your job to do so.

You will love again even though they promised you forever and still walked away. You will love again even thought your heart is still beating to the sound of their name.

Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st): Being given unsolicited advice from anyone, especially those who clearly do not have their shit together enough to be giving said advice (looking at you, MARGARET).

Besides getting a discount and learning fun makeup tricks and getting gratis, as an employee I learned a whole bunch of hacks that make navigating the store a whole lot easier.

Do I believe that everything is meant to be, or do I think that things just tend to happen for no reason at all?

The American author Stephen King wrote this book called It. In the 1980’s, I think? Or maybe it was the 1970’s, I can’t say for sure.

I dodged your name in conversations, and expertly did not flinch when someone did bring you up. I acted unfazed, aloof. Totally stable and healed.

Ingrid Nilsen (aka missglamorazzi) is the angel of YouTube. She is intelligent and eloquent and hardworking and talented and beautiful and kind and genuine, and oh my God, I just love her.

Receiving Gifts: You’re always attracted to a person who is incredibly generous and thoughtful. The kind of person you always like is someone who is constantly thinking of what someone else needs.

You can’t kick the Prozac or Zoloft by thinking about how the sun is shining and that Beyonce and Jay-Z worked things out after “Lemonade” and had two beautiful twins.

I’m too good for everyone!!!!!!

You’re allowed to stop listening for the echo of their goodbye, and you’re allowed to stop hoping for their call. You’re allowed to stop asking “What if?”