Mandy Zucker

Discouraging messages from people we can only hope aren’t real, living, non-troll human beings.

15. Pushing your stomach out to get an idea of what pregnant-you will look like.

There are 35-50 active serial killers in the United States at any given moment.

11. For boyfriends, we are well aware of when another girl is hitting on you whether you’re playing stupid about not knowing, or genuinely unaware of it. We have flirtation radar and you must take our annoyed word for it.

3. You just got dumped recently and are in the process of rebuilding your existence without theirs.

If you weren’t ugly in middle school, I almost don’t trust you. – Jamie Lee