Lorenzo Jensen III

Longevity privilege, crying privilege, emotional privilege, weight privilege, hair privilege, clothing privilege, sex work privilege, laziness privilege…should we continue?

“I must have prayed for something like 25 or 30 years. Not one single prayer was ever answered.”

“For what felt like forever it’s just me and some stranger in a ski mask, looking at each other, in the desolate woods. In the middle of winter. At 3 AM.”

“My cats went crazy at the precise moment my friend was getting killed in a car accident.”

“The scariest and most dangerous thing to encounter out in the wilderness is a person.”

“My mom held my little sister’s hand over a gas stove because she stole Skittles from our kitchen.”

“Being alone is better than being in a bad relationship. It’s worth waiting for the right person to date, so don’t settle.”

“College student asked me if chocolate milk comes from a brown cow or a black and white cow.”

“When he shields your eyes from the morning sun.”

“They will sometimes sit up and make noises.”

“She lifts one of the patient’s breasts to clean underneath, and several cockroaches scurry away.”

“Suddenly I realize, there’s someone there. Right in front of me. Inches from my face.”

“Family courts have pretty much decided that having a vagina automatically makes you a better, more capable parent.”

“If you’re ugly, then some men will automatically dislike you. If you’re attractive, then some women will automatically dislike you.”

“Woke up to the gunshot of my mother being killed by my father.”

“He would not shut up about how awesome he thought he was.”

“After they X-rayed the body, they found a tube of lipstick in her brain. Cause of death was putting on makeup while driving.”

“He could see nothing but the reflection of the bubbles from the hose and the dark, lifeless eye of the Great White behind it.”