Lisa Woods

“I love her ass. I want to do all sorts of things to it…one of those things is put my tongue on it and get her to make them happy noises.”

“It’s never how it was before.”

“My doctor was sympathetic and with his aid I located an abortionist in Nevada. He, however, was “on vacation”. The next step was Tijuana.”

Some of these are brutal.

“Please don’t just stare at me and lick my dick. This isn’t a staring contest.”

“Twenty minutes is a looooong time for someone to have to go down on a girl. If she’s wanting more than that then she’s just being greedy.”

“The best sex I’ve ever had was with a man fifteen years older than me with two kids and a wife of ten years.”

“My current boyfriend of five years and I slept together the first night we met. There was no way we weren’t going to.”

“And oh, the repetition…and the repetition…and the repetition. I’m convinced the author has a computer macro that she hits to insert one of her limited repertoire of facial expressions whenever she needs one.”