Lisa Woods

“I don’t look like a typical geeky person probably because I love fashion so much so I think guys don’t even try approaching me. Also I get scared when guys I find attractive talk to me. I just ignore them so I come off as rude.”

“Someone who values others over herself.”

“My wife turned out to be extremely food jealous. If I am eating something that looks and tastes better than what she is eating, she gets pretty upset if I don’t offer her any.”

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

I’m very much pro-choice, but I could never have an abortion myself. I’m also 30-something with a house and a very good salary, so more than able to care for a kid. I’ve always wanted kids anyway, so I decided to keep it. I told him as much, and that he was free to be involved or not, but I didn’t need his money.

“When she talks herself down and won’t accept your arguments to convince her otherwise. Or when she has to have everybody’s attention all the time at all cost.”

We were just chatting on the he phone and she said “we should go see a movie sometime”

Me: “I’m not a big movie guy.”

“Girls who think they’re doing me a favor by letting me date them. Nothing worse than them thinking they’re more important than you.”

Did I always love giving blowjobs? No. But, here I am today giving blowjobs and loving every minute (inch?) of it. Becoming a goddess (or god) of the meat pole takes time and patience…

He comes out from the other room completely naked and gyrating, saying “You got more than you bargained for!”

“She walked into the lavatory and left the door unlocked. I waited a few minutes and then followed her in. After cleaning up, I walked out and she followed a couple minutes after that. The perfect crime.”

Inspiration for when even getting out of bed seems impossible.