Kris Miller

Virgos are HIGHLY critical and it’s a real buzzkill. They want everything done perfectly and will point out anything they don’t like or that doesn’t fit their impossibly high standards.

Gemini: You never do the same thing twice.

Taurus: Failure

He routinely sends her “merry christmas!” or “happy birthday!” texts.

Cancer: You don’t need anything showy or grandiose this Valentine’s Day. To you, a night of snuggling with someone you care about is hands down more enticing than a big night out.

Pisces: You’re a total flirt, but in the dreamiest of ways. You spend a solid amount of time fantasizing and listening to swoon-worthy music. You get very touchy and giddy, and it’s honestly the cutest thing ever.

Take us on real dates. It doesn’t need to be extravagant or break the bank. We just want to do something with you.

Leo: You’re a bit of a star, really. A social butterfly and effortlessly gregarious, you light up the room just by entering it.

If he really loved you, he’d want to spend time with you — even when sex isn’t an option. When you’re sick or tired or just feeling run down, he’d still want to be around you.

Gemini: Your ideal match is someone witty and with a thirst for exploring. You’re excited by the thought of someone you can have unlimited adventures with.

Taurus: You’re terrible at communicating. It’s like trying to talk to a rock. If you ever want a chance at real love, you’re going to have to start opening up.

Maybe he’ll text you. It always seems innocent. A simple, “how are you?” perhaps. But you’ll remember how he destroyed you. Or, more appropriately, how he tried.