Kris Miller

Scorpio: You need to let go. You will hold onto resentment and bitterness until it literally kills you.

Watch out for a Gemini. They’ll stab you in the back and somehow find a way to blame you for why they did it.

If there’s one sign out of all the zodiac signs most likely to make you scream your head off, it’s a Gemini.

You’ll never be bored if you marry an Aries. Her energy is contagious and even after being together 10, 20, 30 years, you’ll continue having fun together.

I’m not something you use and throw away. 

Leo: Praise.

 “She showed up to my house wearing lingerie with a shit ton of tacos. Dream woman.”

Let’s be real, Scorpios are kind of scary. They will sting you as fast as they say hello. But there’s no denying there’s something kind of hot about them.