How to take a shower and then not lay on my bed doing nothing for 16 minutes afterwards.
The way you speak to strangers when you’re in a bad mood.
“Whenever I’m eating hard candy or like, a cough drop, and I go to bite it, I wonder if this is the time it’ll crack my tooth.”
Here you go – something to read that’s not about resolutions.
The one where you make everyone hear about the recipe you’re trying but then it turns out horribly so you delete it but now the 72 people who stuck by you through this shitty ordeal are now pissed.
“Superfluous.” Because it’s a funny word to say. And because a lot of the things in my life that I worry about are superfluous.
I like waking up and finding out that this really is all there is.
Read more books! Start with the New York Times best seller list and finish with nonfiction that has been written about expelling unwanted residence phantoms.
You gave Week One of 2018 a good run.
I’m not some $2 spiral pad from Walgreens. I’m Moleskin, bitch.