Juliet Lanka

She does my least favorite chores for me.

If you’re a musician, you’ll appreciate a good joke or pun about your passion. Here are the best corny music puns on the internet:

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth. 

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.

“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”

He tells me I’m beautiful when I wake up, when I’m sick, when I look god awful he is always there staring at me with a loving smile, like I’m the most beautiful thing he has seen even though I look like a zombie from lack of sleep.

Grab your breasts.

Find a job that will bring peace and joy.

“At one point, Christopher Columbus fed a live child sex slave to dogs.”

“I was at home FaceTiming my cousin once when she passed the phone to my grandma. That’s when my grandma asked, ‘Who’s that girl sitting beside you?'”

“Toddler in front of my old place was run down in a purposeful hit and run. One half of them looked like they were sleeping. The other half was caved in.”

“This one girl posted how someone was living in her walls and drugging her and cuddling her. It turned out to be her landlord’s son.”