Juliet Lanka

Girls who have a broken relationship with their dad love differently. They are cautious with their hearts.

You apologize when you don’t need to apologize. You draw negative attention to yourself. You don’t pick up on body language.

Sagittarius: When you match with someone, you can choose between whether you want to go on a date with them or ‘get down’ with them.

TAURUS: They will play the victim. They will turn every situation around to make it look like you are the bad guy so they can get what they want. 

Which Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.

People who try to please everyone. I’m not talking about at a party making sure everyone has a drink etc. I mean the ones who agree with everyone and everything and doesn’t offer an opinion of their own or they have an opinion but won’t stand behind it cause they have no backbone.

“I don’t believe in emotional cheating. It’s only cheating if it’s physical. If my penis hasn’t gone in her mouth or vagina, then I’m innocent.” 

Tarot reading. Rock climbing. Calligraphy. Cosplaying.

Make out with someone you love. Much better than sex with someone you don’t.

Be rough with me this time. 

If you need a network name for your wifi, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are some funny wifi names that will get all your neighbors laughing.

Take a second before you send your next text, because you might be using your emojis wrong.

She does my least favorite chores for me.

If you’re a musician, you’ll appreciate a good joke or pun about your passion. Here are the best corny music puns on the internet:

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth. 

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.

“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”

He tells me I’m beautiful when I wake up, when I’m sick, when I look god awful he is always there staring at me with a loving smile, like I’m the most beautiful thing he has seen even though I look like a zombie from lack of sleep.