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230+ Funny Wifi Names For Your Network

If you need a network name for your wifi, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are some funny wifi names that will get all your neighbors laughing. You’ll be the talk of the town when you use one of these hysterical wifi network names:

Best Funny WiFi Names

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Having a funny wifi name will break the ice at block parties. It will also give your neighbors something to talk to you about when you run into each other at the mailbox. Here are some of the best wifi network names you could use when you move to a new place:

1. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi

Anyone with internet access is going to appreciate this one!

2. It Hurts When IP

If you want to impress your neighbors over the internet, clever Wifi names are a must.

3. The Triwizard Internet

If you have internet access connected, this is a great name to use for your WiFi.

4. Silence Of The LAN

This is one of the best Wi Fi names that will make everyone laugh.

5. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

Show everyone how classy you are by quoting Shakespeare.

6. Dunder MiffLAN

If you’re a TV buff, you’re going to love this one.

7. I Believe Wi Can Fi

Everyone is going to understand this hilarious name.

8. Bill Wi, The Science Fi

Name your router, Bill Wi, The Science Fi. It’ll make everyone laugh out loud.

9. Everyday I’m Buffering

This is perfect for teenagers. It will make them laugh out loud.

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10. Slow Internet Slow Fap

This one is inappropriate, but maybe it will stop neighbors from stealing your internet.

11. A Song Of Ice And Firewall

You might make new friends from your fandom if you use this name.

12. Luke, I Am Your Wifi

This is one of the best Star Wars WiFi names.

13. Girls Gone Wireless

This is another raunchy one. It will certainly get people talking.

14. Hilary Clinternet

Whether you love her or hate her, you have to admit this is a fun name.

15. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN

If you’re a fan of superhero movies, then you’ve got to use this name.

16. Don’t You Wish Your Wifi Was Hot Like Me

This is a valid question. Maybe it will land you a hot date.

17. New England Clam Router

This name might make you hungry, so be careful!

18. One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor

If you’re a fan of fantasy novels and movies, you’re going to get a kick out of this name.

19. Dora The Internet Explorer

If you have young kids in the house, this one is going to be perfect for them.

20. 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t One

If they don’t understand this reference, then they don’t deserve to use your internet.

Clever WiFi Names

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Here are some clever wi-fi network names you’ll wish you thought of yourself. They’re going to make you look like the most hilarious one on the block.

21. No Wi-Fi For You

22. Wi Believe I Can Fi

23. Covet Not Thy Neighbor’s WiFi

24. Titanic Syncing

25. Mom, Click Here For Internet

26. It’s a Small World Wide Web

27. Virus Distribution Center

28. John Wilkes Bluetooth

29. Wifi For Blowjobs

30. The Wireless-G Spot

31. House LANister

32. It’s The Wifi Network Morty

33. WIFIght The Inevitable?

34. Watching Porn Constantly

35. Unprotected CeX

36. Benjamin FrankLAN

37. Slytherin Common Room Wifi


39. My Neighbors Suck

40. You Load Nothing, Jon Snow

Funny WiFi Names For Your Computer

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The best thing about your wifi name is that you can constantly change it. If you love more than one of these clever wifi names, then you can always switch between them!

41. No Pants No Problems

42. Winternet Is Coming

43. Connect And Die

44. Avengers – Wifi Wars

45. Area 51

46. Guardians Of The Gateway

47. Watch Porn At 4G Speed

48. We Can Hear You Having Sex

49. Not Free So Get Stuffed

50. Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!

51. Not In Range

52. Don’t Watch Porn On My Wifi

53. WI-FIght The Inevitable?

54. Occam’s Router

55. Not The Droids You’re Looking For

56. I Have Wifi And You Don’t

57. The Creep Next Door

58. I’m Under Your Bed

59. Loading…

60. Enter The Dragon’s Network

Funny WiFi Names That Will Make You Laugh

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Some of the best wifi names are funny puns. Others are references to your favorite TV shows and movies. Make sure you pick one that fits you the best!

61. Tell My Wifi Love Her

62. Access Denied

63. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot

64. DHARMA Initiative – Station 4

65. LANDown Under

66. Your Wifi Is Sleeping With My Wifi

67. Babe Cave

68. Keep It On The Download

69. Look Ma No Wires

70. Help, I’m Trapped In A Router!

71. Life In The Fast LAN

72. 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable

73. Free Wifi For One Night Stand

74. Click Here For Viruses

75. LANdo Calrissian

76. Free Wi-Fi

77. Your Wifi Is Sleeping Over

78. Martin Router King

79. The LAN Before Time

80. We Are Watching You

Cool WiFi Names You Should Steal

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Make sure your wi-fi network name is something clever. Don’t pick anything too obvious. Choose a name that will surprise everyone who sees it!

81. Ye Olde Internet

82. Your Dog Shits In My Yard

83. A LANnister Always Surfs The Net

84. 2 Girls, 1 Router

85. Abraham Linksys

86. Troy And Abed In The Modem

87. Wu-Tang LAN

88. Router, I Hardly Know Her

89. Only For Zombies

90. I’ve Seen You Naked

91. Suck On My Secure Connection

92. Here’s The Password Clue Read Again

93. Very Slow Internet

94. I Pronounce You Man And WiFi

95. LAN Of Milk And Honey

96. Stiffler’s Mom

97. Skynet Global Defense Network

98. Yell “Doggy” To Know Password

99. Quit Using My Wi-Fi

100. My Own Damn Internet

Amazingly Funny WiFi Names

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If you’re always on your computer, you need a good wifi name. Especially if you’re working from home. Here are some clever wifi network names that will always give you a good laugh:

101. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi

102. Network Name? Why Not Zoidberg?

103. Thrust Master

104. Not A Meth Lab

105. Routers Of Rohan

106. Bob’s Unsecured House of Wifi

107. Nacho WiFi

108. Hack If You Can

109. Stealing Wifi Is A Crime

110. How Is The Signal There?

111. Josh BroLAN

112. Ex-Wifi

113. Lord Of The Pings

114. FBI Van

115. Go Away You Muggle

116. For Porn Use Only

117. Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi

118. Wi Fi Fo Fum

119. The Net starring Sandra Bullock

120. Get Off My Lan

Fun Wi-Fi Network Names

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It’s easier to make friends after giving them a good laugh. Here are a few funny wi-fi names that will make your neighbors love you:

121. All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us

122. Router I Hardly Knew Her

123. Lan of the Free

124. Close Your Bathroom Curtains

125. Lan for the Wicked

126. Abraham Linksys / John Wilkes Bluetooth

127. Wi Fry Chicken

128. Hogwarts Great Hall

129. Fly For A Wifi

130. Lan Solo

131. Silence of the Lans

132. Go Go Router Rangers

133. Password Is Gullible

134. Two Girls One Router

135. Please Connect For Identity Theft

136. Burns When IP

137. Go Go Gadget Internet

138. Test Wi Fi Please Ignore

139. Promised Lan

140. Obi Wan Kenobi

141. FBI surveillance van

More Wifi Names

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If you haven’t found the perfect name for your wifi network yet, here are a few more options:

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  3. Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  4. Bandwidth Together
  5. Wi Fi Love You
  6. No More Mister Wifi
  7. Where the Wild Pings Are
  8. New England Clam Router
  9. Go Go Router Rangers
  10. IP Steady Streams
  11. PorqueFi
  12. The LAN Before Time
  13. Slower than Yo Momma
  14. LAN of Milk and Honey
  15. I Did Ur Wifi Last Night
  16. Wi-Fight When We Can Make Love
  17. Wham Bam Thank You LAN
  18. Winter WonderLAN
  19. The Internet
  20. Click Here for Wifi
  21. Click Here to Download
  22. I Now Pronounce You Man and Wifi
  23. Move On
  24. Jump on the Bandwidth
  25. Bandwidth on the Run
  26. Titanic Syncing
  27. Blind Sight
  28. Panic at the Cisco
  29. Wi-Fight the Feeling
  30. Cheeses Take the Wheel
  31. Daily Bread
  32. Duke of URL
  33. My Name is URL
  34. URL of Sandwich
  35. Searching…
  36. One if by LAN…

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  38. Wi of the Figer
  39. FBI Channel 90210
  40. FBI Van 13
  41. Witness Protection
  42. Tell My Wifi Love Her
  43. Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  44. LANnisters Pay Their Debts
  45. LANnisters Send Their Regards
  46. The Mad Ping
  47. House of Black and Wifi
  48. $1 per hour
  49. Clever Wifi is Clever
  50. Fourth Floor Wifi
  51. Reserved for Guests I Hate
  52. No Connections Available
  53. Connection Failed
  54. Your Wifi My Kids
  55. It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  56. Get Your Own
  57. Amish Rebel
  58. Click and Die
  59. Double Click to Connect
  60. Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  61. Very Slow
  62. You Will Regret This
  63. Wi FiLecia

Even More Funny Wifi Names

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  1. For Whom the Belkin Tolls
  2. RIP Net Neutrality
  3. Who What When Where WiFi
  4. Wi FI Fo Fum
  5. JackPott
  6. Printer Only
  7. Keep it on the download
  8. Pokemon Slo
  9. Russian Hackers
  10. We’ve Got the Goods
  11. Guess Where We Live
  12. Is it me you’re looking for?
  13. 12C is the Loneliest Number
  14. Safe Levels of Radiation
  15. Definitely Not WiFi
  16. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  17. Modem Pole
  18. Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  19. Wi-Fry Chicken
  20. Lifeblood
  21. Living on the Wire
  22. Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  23. W^3
  24. Not the Wifi
  25. Join My Bandwidth

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  26. La Wi Fi Battle
  27. Can I Haz Wireless
  28. Yo Wi Fi Loading
  29. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  30. Wifi Fever
  31. Simon Says No Wifi
  32. Modem Family
  33. Penny get your own Wifi
  34. Get Your Own Damn Wi Fi
  35. Bandwidth Wifi Art
  36. Wi Fi Bill Wi
  37. Now you see me…
  38. Sweet Victory
  39. Life on the Line
  40. Cut the Wire
  41. Wi-Fi, do you love me?

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