January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
50 G-Rated Experiences That Feel As Good As An Orgasm
Being really drunk at 2am and getting your favorite greasy ass food.
30 People On The Scariest Thing They’ve Seen While Driving Down The Highway
As I’m passing through the fog, instead of water droplets, blood droplets were coming on to my car.
30 Stories About Couples Who Made A Pact To Get Married If They Were Both Still Single By Thirty
We were best friends and joked about getting married if we were still single when I hit 30. Fell in love when I was 22 instead!
Where You Should Take Your Engagement Photos, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
AQUARIUS: In a patch of sunflowers.
There’s One Key Difference Between Relationships That Last And Ones That Don’t
The point is that navigating which relationships are right and which are wrong is not as straightforward of a task as it seems.
This Is What It Means To Heal Completely, Because It’s Not About Going Back To The Person You Were
But what you don’t need to be more of is afraid.
How You Act In The Face Of What You Can’t Control Determines Whether You’re The Hero Or Victim Of Your Life
You’re not exceptional for being mortal, or having to learn to coexist with others.
This Is The Truth About People Who Seem Super Mature By Their 20s, Because It Doesn’t Happen On Accident
They mature quickly because being a self-sustaining adult is the ultimate freedom.
55 Things I Wish I Could Ask The Guy I Almost Dated
Did our conversations mean as much to you as they did to me?
50 Dirty Jokes From Kid Movies That Are Going To Ruin Your Childhood
In the Rugrats Movie, when the parents are discussing the sex of the new baby (who ends up being Dil) Angelica’s mom says, “Well, you know what they say: born under Venus, look for a…” before she gets interrupted.
The Type Of Sex Each Zodiac Sign Should Have On Valentine’s Day
AQUARIUS: Romantic sex where you are positioned face-to-face.
30 Perfect Replies For When Your Asshole Ex Sends An ‘I Miss You’ Text
I miss your Netflix password.
You Don’t Walk Away When You Run Out Of Love, You Walk When You Run Out Of Growth
Because there will always be love, no matter how tiny the fractal, how much or hurt or rage it is masked behind.
50 Singles Tell The Lesson They Learned About Love From Their Latest Breakup
You have to love yourself more than you love being in a relationship.
42 Folk Tales To Avoid (Unless You Can Handle Nightmares And Sleepless Nights)
Aka Manto (“Red Cape”). It’s a malicious spirit found in public bathrooms that will offer the unfortunate person either a red or blue paper or cape. If they were to pick red, they would be slashed to death; if they were to pick blue, they would be strangled.
The Way Your Girlfriend Wants You To Wake Her Up On Valentine’s Day
TAURUS: With breakfast in bed.
50 Insanely Creepy Stories That Prove Your Phone Is Listening To Everything You Say
“I woke up with a nose bleed at around 3am. My pillow, sheets were covered with blood. I sleep with the light on and my phone was next to me. Opened facebook while I was standing in the bathroom holding my nose shut with a tissue, and I got an advertisement for nosebleed plugs.”
50 Ways Adulting Sucks (And Why You Should Enjoy Your Youth While It Lasts)
Peer pressure is still a thing. But now, instead of cigarettes, weed and beer, it’s marriage, careers and homeownership.