January Nelson

Ouchi managed to say, ‘I can’t take it anymore… I am not a guinea pig.’ However, the doctors kept treating him and taking measures to keep him alive, which only ensured a very slow and very painful death.

Play hard to get. No thanks. If you’re gonna ghost me for days at a time and then get pissed off when I don’t respond in .5 seconds then that’s not my problem.

I am old enough to remember how things really were, but my sister and brother believe the rewritten version.

VIRGO: You won’t accept help from anyone — or even admit you need help in the first place. 

Ursula: I won’t stop until I make you lose your voice.

You’re going to post political statuses about the crumbling state of our country. 

Wear your best underwear to work.

SCORPIO – Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered. 

I’m fun to fuck — but not to fuck over. 

You care too much about being the best partner, being the best worker, being the best human.

There’s countless stories from multiple coworkers of weird shit happening while they were there alone (the sound of general commotion being heard through walls, someone whispering directly into their ear, doors and padlocks swinging for no reason, lights having a mind of their own, etc.)

Clefairy was going to be the mascot for Pokemon before they decided on Pikachu.

Planning is going to take up a huge chunk of your time — and you’re already busy enough. 

You’re stronger than you realize.

A grown out set of nice salon nails that are just a smidge past when they should have been filled in or redone.

Didn’t get asked out on a second date in college because my “FP” was too high. FP = fat potential.

VIRGO: You would try to psychoanalyze the ghost to figure out why it hasn’t crossed over to the other side yet. 

Your pet keeps staring at a certain area of the house — or stays far, far away from a certain area of the house — with no explanation.