January Nelson

ARIES: Bondage

Dogs do not see in black and white. They can see some color, it just looks really washed out.

GEMINI: You’ve been burned before. You know what people are capable of doing, even people who claim to love you. 

ARIES: How intense their feelings for you are. They’re going to tone it down a bit in the beginning so they don’t come across as clingy. 

Getting ditched every time there’s a new guy on the scene but being expected to be there the second it all breaks down.

TAURUS: They text you every single day without fail. 

There is a sublime comfort when we find the sun setting on the world all at once.

AQUARIUS: Run her a bath with candles placed around the tub and rose petals floating in the water.

While these aren’t your usual knock-knock jokes, these funny and random trivia questions are sure to brighten your day!

LIBRA: You convince yourself this person doesn’t have any flaws.

I once had a patient say, “Do you ever feel the chill whenever you’re on the computer? Don’t worry it’s just a nurse who worked here a long long time ago, she doesn’t understand your technology so she’s trying to learn.”

Keep working on the positive traits you have or the positive traits you *want* to have.

CANCER: Because this feeling is only temporary. It’s not going to last forever.

She put my doll’s mouth to her ear like it was whispering a secret to her. Then my friend looked me dead in the eyes and said, “She told me she wants to kill you.”

To get a beer in Germany, you show your thumb. To show your first finger means that you want 2 beers: one with the thumb, and one with the finger.

Understanding he’s not worth my time and if something will happen it simply will. I’m not gonna waste my time and let my happiness be dependent on a boy.

In Amsterdam, if someone has no next of kin or close family and dies, then a poet will be asked to read at their funeral.

ARIES: If your connection is real, physical distance isn’t going to pull you apart.