January Nelson

CAPRICORN: You hate small talk. You want to have meaningful conversations — and it’s hard to find a person who can keep up with your intellect. 

“Jamie woke up in an empty apartment with no memory and only a few clues to his identity, but with the ability to read and erase other people’s memories—a power he uses to hold up banks to buy coffee, cat food and books.”

If you don’t give them any indication you like them in a romantic (or sexual) way, then they’re going to assume they don’t have a chance with you and will move onto the next person. 

VIRGO: They laugh off their insecurities by making fun of themselves before anyone else can.

Here are some words of encouragement about compassion, love, learning, courage, and hard work to help you reach your fullest potential.

You should share your favorite anti jokes with friends and family. Make everyone around you laugh. Show them a good time!

The best list of kids jokes to tell. Kids love jokes and we want to make kids smile! Tell one of these to produce smiles.

You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

The absolute best list of bad jokes to tell. Tell someone these funny and bad jokes to get a smile. Or a laugh. And make their day special!

The best list of corny jokes to tell friends or family. Make someone smile, laugh, and giggle. Corny jokes, funny jokes, and more.

VIRGO: Don’t waste energy on combative people who pick a fight with you over every single one of your opinions.

GEMINI: Forget about reaching relationship milestones. Focus on the present. Enjoy the moment. 

Set small, achievable goals for yourself. It’s important to keep yourself motivated — and a good way to do that is to mix in small goals with your bigger goals. That way, you will feel like you’re being productive early in the year, even when you haven’t managed to accomplish your biggest life goals yet.

Make sure everyone is fine with how they look in a picture before posting it on social media.

ARIES: You need to leave your guilt behind. Stop feeling sorry about walking away from people who hurt you. 

ARIES: You’re always the one getting broken up with because you have low self-esteem. You never realize you deserve better.

You answer their messages — but you never send the first one. You agree to hang out with them whenever they set plans — but you’re never the one who thinks to invite them over. You make out with them — but you’re never the one initiating the affection.

CANCER: You invade their privacy. You snoop through their messages to make sure they aren’t cheating.