What He's Like As An Ex-Boyfriend, Based On His Zodiac Sign 

What He’s Like As An Ex-Boyfriend, Based On His Zodiac Sign 

Aries

He’s the ex who hits you up whenever he’s drunk, lonely, or high.

Taurus

He’s the ex who sends mushy I miss you messages and whines about how he never should have left you.

Gemini

He’s the ex who randomly runs into you at work and bars.

Cancer

He’s the ex who keeps trying to get back together with you.

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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

He’s the ex who tries to keep the friendship alive, even though it’s awkward now.

Virgo

He’s the ex who tries to make you jealous with other girls.

Libra

He’s the ex who still likes all your Instagram posts and watches all your stories.

Scorpio

He’s the ex who tries to casually hook up with you, no strings attached.

Sagittarius

He’s the ex who acts like you never dated in the first place.

Capricorn

He’s the ex that deletes you from every single social media site.

Aquarius

He’s the ex who writes song lyrics and poetry about you.

Pisces

He’s the ex who badmouths you to all of his friends. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

About the author

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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