Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
The Horrific Crime You Would Be Arrested For Committing, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
You Broke My Heart So You Don’t Get A Second Chance
I don’t care how many times you tell me you’re sorry, because no amount of halfhearted apologies can make up for what you put me through.
The Way To Win A Girl Back After Breaking Her Heart
You can win a girl back by being patient. By realizing that it might take her some time to trust you again.
This Is How You Lose An Intelligent Girl
You lose an intelligent girl by refusing to expand your knowledge. By never reading her favorite book. By telling her you think a museum date would be too boring.
10 Tips On How To Browse A Local Market Without Actually Being There
Why should you shop alone? Invite your friends to gather around your device and discover unique, handcrafted items alongside you.
Almost Relationships Make You Come Across As A Complete Idiot
I feel like an idiot, because I misinterpreted everything that happened between us.
I Am The Girl You Flirt With, But Never Actually Date
I’m the girl you start an almost relationship with, the girl you stay up until 2 in the morning texting when you’re wasted, the girl you try to hook up with without any strings attached.
I Act Like I’m Over You, But The Truth Is I Would Take You Back If You Asked
I would take you back if you admitted that you cared about me as much as I’ve always cared about you. If you told me that you haven’t stopped thinking about me ever since the day we parted and that no other girls compare.