- I’m going to go down on you, and I won’t even let you think about returning the favor.
- I cleaned the kitchen today, so I’d have room to fuck you on the table.
- Your ass looks just as amazing in those sweatpants as it does in your little black dress.
- I love playing with your hair… And your pussy.
- Do you want a back massage, a foot massage, or both?
- I’d put on music, but I don’t want to drown out the sounds of your sexy little moans.
- Don’t stop me once you come, because I’m planning on giving you multiple orgasms today.
- I bought you a new vibrator so I can thrust and play with your clit at the same time.
- Do you care if my tongue is between your legs when you wake up in the morning?
- Your mind is just as sexy as your tight little body.
- I can’t decide if your tits or your pussy is more delicious. Give me another taste.
- I bought some handcuffs and a blindfold. Should I put them on you or me?
- I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.
- Do you want to have sex in bed or in the bath I just made you?
- I had a hard-on all day, because I couldn’t stop thinking of that beautiful face.
- Your laugh turns me on even more than your tits do.
- I stuck your clothes in the washer, and now I’m going to fuck you on top of it.
- I’ve never gotten so horny just by kissing someone.
- Do you want me to wake you up with breakfast in bed or oral?
- I tidied up the bedroom, but I don’t mind if you mess up the sheets with me.
- I had to shut off my porn, because none of the girls in it were as attractive as you.
- I’ll do anything you want me to do, as long as you keep looking at me like that.
- Do you want me to use my British or Irish accent tonight?
- The feeling I get when you kiss me is even better than an orgasm.
- I never thought I’d have a woman this stunning sharing the bed with me.
- You deserve to relax, so I’m going to do all the work tonight.
- Put me out of my misery and open up those long legs for me.
- I’m dying to have sex with you, but you better cuddle me after.
- Try not to ruin your manicure when you dig those nails into my back.
- Want to bet on how many times I can make you orgasm in one night?
- I can’t believe I get to call your beautiful body mine.
- Let me show you how much I love you with my hips and lips.
- I’m never going to stop telling you how hot you are, so you better get used to it.
- We’re having sex in the car tonight, but you can pick where we park.
- Do you want me to wear my suit or leather jacket?
- Get on your back. I’ll take care of the rest.
- Are you ready for a Magic Mike style strip tease?
- I turned on Netflix for you, but you might have trouble concentrating while my tongue is circling your clit.
- Tell me what I should do to you, because you’re in charge tonight.
- I’ll put on any music you want, and then throw you into any position you want.
- I made us dessert, but I want to eat it off of you.
- Press those soft lips against every inch of my body.
- I’m going to remember this moment when I’m jacking off later.
- Your ass looks even sexier than the first time I saw it.
- I bought you a bottle of wine, but that’s not the only surprise I have in store for you.
- Get ready to be treated like the sexy, sultry woman you are.
- Let me dominate you, so you don’t have to do any thinking tonight.
- How can a woman be so adorable and sexy at the same time?
- I want to see how long we can foreplay for before we can’t take it anymore.
- I’m so lucky that the best sex I’ve ever had happens to be with the love of my life.
- I want to browse through a bookstore with you, and then fuck you against one of the shelves.
- I was just sucking on some ice cubes, but now there’s something else I want to suck on.
- I went grocery shopping, and I picked up some of that vodka that always gets you horny.
- I cancelled plans with the boys, because I couldn’t stop thinking about doing nasty things to my girl.
- Looking at you fully clothed gets me harder than when I’ve seen any other woman naked.
- Let’s go sit out under the stars while you sit on my head.
- I’m going to play the guitar for you, so you can see how well I use my fingers.
- Let’s see if I can make you come before the dinner I made you is done.
- I watered the plants for you. Now it’s your turn to get wet.
- I took your dog for a walk, but now I’m going to use the leash on you.
- It’s time for your massage. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending.
- I’m in the mood for a long drive where we blast music, talk about the universe, and bang in the back seat.
- I learned how to sew, so I can fix your skirt after I tear it off of you.
- I want to go down on you in the rain, so we both end up drenched.
- I may have sprinkled the bed with rose petals, but you’re still the most beautiful thing in it.
- Let’s have a picnic at the park, so we have a blanket to fuck on once we finish eating.
- I’m going to eat you out in every room of this house. Today.
- Don’t wear that uncomfortable bra today. I want to see those perky nipples through your shirt.
- Let’s go for a walk on the beach, and find the best spot to make love in the sand.
- I want to travel the world with you, so we can bang in every time zone.
- I’d scream out your name, but you’re so fucking hot that I can’t even remember my own.
- I want you to know I appreciate all the effort you put into your appearance.
- The best part about you sucking my cock is the way those stunning eyes look up at me.
- I bought us plane tickets to Paris. The catch is: We have to join the mile-high club.
- I’d bring you to a museum, but I know we won’t see anything as breathtaking as you.
- Do you want me to move my tongue up and down or in circles? Your choice.
- I just finished mowing the lawn, so now the grass is soft enough for us to fuck on.
- Your pussy alone is cuter than any painting I’ve ever seen.
- Stop being such a tease, unless you want me to slide my cock in you right here and now.
- You’re in charge of the TV remote tonight. But I’m in charge of your vibrator’s remote.
- I’m taking you on a shopping spree, and then screwing you in the fitting room.
- Let’s see how far we can go in the back of a movie theater.
- I love the curtains you picked out, but let’s take them down and fuck against the window tonight.
- I’m going to explode the second you wrap those beautiful lips around me.
- I never knew how intense sex could be until I met you and your pretty little pussy.
- Do you think I’m sneaky enough to slip into the woman’s restroom so we can fuck in the stall?
- I rented us a hotel room, so we could make love out on the balcony.
- The way you moan when I go down on you is hotter than having my own dick sucked.
- My boss just left. Want to fuck me on my work desk?
- I set up a video recorder, so we can relive this memory forever.
- You don’t need to lose weight, so skip the gym and let me do all the exercising.
- Your clit looks lonely. Let me fix that.
- Put on an outfit you don’t mind being ripped off of you.
- Those yoga pants make your ass look just as sexy as your thongs do.
- Lay down. Let me show you how much I love you.
- I’ve never felt skin this soft and smooth.
- I’m going to kiss you until you’re begging for the foreplay to end.
- We’re going to cuddle until it turns into sex.
- Every time I hear your voice, I get hornier.
- Do you want me to eat you out while you watch Supernatural or Sherlock?
- I bought you lingerie. Was hoping you’d model it for me.
- I wrote you a song, but the lyrics are a little raunchy.
- Our sex is better than porn, and our love story is better than any fairytale.
- I threw some logs on the fire, and now I’m going to throw you on the floor in front of it.
- Get naked, so I can sketch your flawless body.
- I’d tell you what I want to do to you, but it’s too naughty to say aloud.
- Tell me your kinkiest fantasy, so we can act it out tonight.
- I’m going to take you out for dinner, and play with your pussy under the table.
- I bought you red roses, but that’s not the only way I’m going to show you I love you.
- I downloaded your favorite rom-com, so we can recreate the love scene from it.
- Let’s dance like no one’s watching and then fuck like everyone’s watching.
- Just holding your hand makes me horny, because I know what those fingers can do.
- I made you a playlist of songs we should fuck to.
- I won you a stuffed animal, so I think I should get to stuff something into you.
- You look just as sexy when you wake up as you do after hours in front of the mirror.
- You look so good in that dress that I’m going to leave it on while I fuck you.
- I’ll give you a manicure if you promise to use those hands on me later tonight.
- I never want you to forget how sexy you are.
- Your kisses are more intoxicating than whiskey.
- Let’s sit outside and watch the sun go down while I go down on you.
- Your pussy is even more delicious than your lips.
- You’ve ruined me for sex with other women.
- How do you look so innocent, but act so naughty?
- Your sexy little moans are my favorite sounds.
- I swear I won’t stop until you orgasm.
- Bite down on my tie, so the neighbors don’t hear you moan.
- Somehow, your brain is even hotter than your body.
- You look even better in your work clothes than you look in your underwear.
- Want to trade an orgasm for an orgasm?
- Where do you want me to put my tongue first?
- We’re in an elevator alone. Are you up for the challenge?
- Check your phone. I sent you a text that I bet will get you wet.
- I’m going to turn you on, just by using my voice.
- Wear a skirt today, so I can fuck you without removing your clothes.
- I had a wet dream last night, and you played the starring role.
- Get on all fours. I’ll handle the rest.
- I’ve been working out, so I could fuck you while I’m standing.
- I’m going to start by kissing your hips, but you can pick where I finish.
- I bought a uniform, so you could ride me while I wear it.
- Take off from work tomorrow. You’ll be too sore to go in.
- I’ll buy you a new puppy, as long as you let me bang you doggie style tonight.
- That bra makes your tits look even more delicious than usual.
- Get in the shower and get your hands against the wall.
- I don’t know how you get my dick so hard just by looking at it.
- Do you want me to suck on an ice cube before I suck on your clit?
- You don’t need makeup. Your eyes are naturally gorgeous.
- I feel bad for your exes, because I know how much they must miss this tight little body.
- I’m going to do all the things your friends complain about their boyfriends never doing.
- I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Want to see what else it can do?
- Say my name. I love hearing it from the lips of an angel.
- If you think there’s even one thing wrong with your body, you’re out of your mind.
- When I’m inside of you, nothing else matters.
- What celebrity do you want me to role play as tonight? Take your pick.
- I took care of all of your chores. Now I’m going to take care of you.
- Don’t make me come too fast. I want to enjoy this moment for as long as possible.
- You’re too hot for Disney Channel, and too cute for porn.
- No one has ever made me come as fast or as hard as you have.
- I’m going to rub my cock against your clit until you come.
- Nothing makes me happier than making you wet.
- I would’ve made you coffee, but I figured oral would help you wake up faster.
- Let’s skip the gym and work off our calories in bed instead.
- Your boobs look even better out of your bra than they do in it.
- I put some whipped cream on your ice cream, but left enough to spray onto your tits.
- That belt looks cute on you. But it would be even cuter wrapped around your wrists.
- I can’t wait until that gorgeous dress is draped across my bedroom floor.
- Let’s find a drive-in movie, so we can make love while we watch.
- Let’s go ice skating. If you fall on your ass, I’ll kiss it until it’s better.
- Want to go horseback riding? You can ride me, afterward.
- I bought us concert tickets, so we can kiss in front of your favorite band.
- Would you rather make out or make love? I’m up for both.
- Every little thing you do ends up turning me on.
- Let’s go dancing, so you can grind that big ass against my cock.
- We could go sightseeing, but I already know you’ll be the best sight I ever see.
- If you meet my parents tonight, I’ll reward you with an orgasm.
- Let’s play mini-golf. The loser has to give the winner oral.
- How many places at the mall do you think we can find to fuck in?
- I want to watch the sun rise with you, and then make love underneath it.
- Forget about everything except coming as hard as you can.
- What room should we have sex in first?
- Tonight, you’re coming at least three times. No exceptions.
- Let’s go to the amusement park. We’ll ride a roller coaster and then each other.
- What song should I serenade you with tonight?
- Let’s go down to the pond to feed the ducks. Then I’ll do a little eating myself.
- You’re on your period, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun in the shower.
- Let’s take a stroll through the park and find a secluded spot to fuck in.
- I’m going to take you to a carnival, and if I don’t win you a prize, I’ll give you something even more special tonight.
- I bought chocolate that we can either melt over strawberries or over your body.
- Tonight, I’m going to thank you for all of the blowjobs you’ve ever given me.
- We’re going on a cruise, so we can say we’ve fucked over the open ocean.
- Your nerdiness is such a turn on.
- How long do you think we can cuddle for before I get a boner?
- I love feeling your pussy throb after you orgasm.
- I know work has been stressful, so tonight is all about you.
- We should take a dance class, so we’re prepared for our wedding day.
- Tell me exactly what you need, because I’ll do anything for you.
- There’s nothing sexier than hearing you talk about the things you’re passionate about.
- I know it’s your period, so I bought you some chocolate and a new vibrator.
- I want to get an apartment with you and make love on the floor.
- I’m pretty sure my head belongs in between your legs.
- I booked us a couple’s massage, but I’ll be the one to give you a happy ending when you’re done.
- Show me how you touch yourself, so I can do it right.
- I love you, and I’m not just saying that because you’re sleeping with me.
- I bought you a new camera so we can film our own porno tonight.
- Do you want me to be a cop, fireman, or repairman tonight?
- I signed us up for a yoga class, just so I could see you in those tight pants.
- I love the feel of your naked body pressed up against mine.
- I installed a mirror on the ceiling, so you could watch yourself fuck me.
- I bought flavored lube, so I’ll taste as delicious for you as you taste for me.
- Where do you want me to come? It’s your decision, baby.
- I’m going to suck on your tits until you can’t take it anymore.
- I love touching you more than I love touching myself.
- Want to play some games at the arcade? Or should we stay home and play with each other?
- You always look the sexiest when you’re smiling.
- I’d take you to a burlesque show, but your skin is the only skin I want to see.
- Let’s make ice cream together and then make a baby together.
- I don’t need to drink tonight. You’re intoxicating enough.
- I’m tying your hands back, so you don’t have to do anything at all tonight.
- We should play pool and then fuck on the table.
- Do you mind if we attend a poetry reading so I can tell the world about you?
- I’d buy us drinks, but I don’t want your beautiful face to get blurry.
- Let’s have a movie marathon, and then make an R-rated movie of our own.
- Want to go for a late night drive and fuck wherever we end up?
- I rented a hotel room, so we can skinny dip in their pool.
- Check the clock. It’s time for your clothes to come off.
- I bought you an erotic novel so you’re always turned on before bed.
- Tell me when you’re ready for round two and I’ll get to work.
- If you bang me on the kitchen counter, I’ll clean up the mess.
- Don’t spend too much time on your hair, because I’m going to be yanking on it soon.
- Introducing myself to you was the best thing I’ve ever done.
- Let’s play strip poker, so I can see every inch of that flawless body.
- Would you be mad if I grabbed your ass in public?
- Let’s go strawberry picking and then feed them to each other in bed.
- Do you think we could have sex in the backyard without the neighbors seeing?
- I’m taking you to an art gallery, so you can see something as beautiful as you are.
- I want to make love to you underneath the stars tonight.
- My cell phone is off. Now I want your pants off.
- I’m going to do things to you I’ve never done to anyone else.
- Let’s take an R-rated selfie.
- I love running my rough hands over your soft skin.
- I planned out a romantic day for you and a sexy night.
- Every second spent with you makes me love you more.
- You can either wrap your legs around my head or your mouth around my cock.
- Do you want me to plant kisses on your neck or on your pussy?
- I bought a new cologne you’re going to go crazy over.
- Don’t fall asleep yet. We still have a long night ahead of us.
- I bought us some costumes. Want to try them on?
- I cut my beard just the way you like it.
- If you go down on me once, I’ll go down on you twice.
- Put on your favorite song and then fuck me to it.
- Do you want me to be gentle or rough?
- Everyone else is gone tonight, so you can be as loud as you want.
- I’m going to nibble on your neck now.
- Tell me what you want. I’m open to anything.
- Keep moaning. It sounds like heaven.
- I love feeling my cock inside of your pretty little pussy.
- That shirt makes your tits look amazing.
- I can’t stop thinking about how hot you looked last night.
- I want to keep the lights on, so I can see every inch of you.
- I want to run my tongue over your nipples, down your stomach, and onto your pussy.
- The face you make when you come is so sexy.
- My biggest fantasy was to fuck a girl like you.
- You got me all worked up, just by walking into the room.
- I’ve been daydreaming about your wet pussy all day.
- I don’t want to fuck you. I want to make love to you.
- Keep moving those hips. It’s sexy as fuck.
- Your beautiful body deserves the most earthshattering orgasms.
- I never realized how meaningful sex could be until we got together.
- You’re mine tonight, and that isn’t ever going to change.
- Help me put on the condom. I want to feel your hands over me.
- My body wants you as badly as my heart does.
- You have total and complete control over me.
- I can’t believe how wet you are already.
- I bought you handcuffs, so you can’t push my head away after I make you orgasm.
- If I serenade you, will you strip for me?
- I looked at your naughty pictures at work today, and I couldn’t get rid of my hard-on.
- You’re too flexible for your own good.
- Let’s fuck in the shower so it feels like we’re kissing in the rain.
- Your lips feel like fire against mine.
- Whisper in my ear again. I love that voice.
- Dig your nails deeper into my skin.
- I’m going to give you a lap dance you won’t ever forget.
- It’s so sexy when you arch your back like that.
- Give me your all, because I’m going to do the same.
- I installed a stripper pole in the room. Do you want to try first or should I?
- I’m going to tease your pussy with kisses.
- I want to rub this ice cube across your entire body.
- Bite down on my neck to keep from screaming.
- I’m going to run my tongue across those luscious lips.
- Want to play naked Twister?
- I bought edible body paint for you, so we can lick it off of each other.
- I don’t know if your hair or your skin is softer.
- I’m going to start by sucking on your lips, and then move on to your lower lips.
- Do you want me to give you tender kisses or passionate ones?
- I’m never going to get over the delicious scent of your pussy.
- Let’s build a pillow fort and than fuck underneath it.
- I want to bang you in the kitchen, so I can cook for you after we’re finished.
- How sexy would it be if I fucked you right now, in front of all these people?
- I’m going to give you a full body massage that ends between your legs.
- Are you ready for me to pull your hair and bite your neck?
- Get on top of me. This time, I’m giving the orders.
- I’m going to kiss your thighs until you’re begging for more.
- Which famous movie kiss do you want to recreate tonight?
- Don’t wear underwear. I want easy access to that tight pussy of yours.
- All I’m wearing is an apron. Come take a peek.
- I’m going to shove myself into you until the neighbors know my name.
- I cleaned out the closet, so we could have a quickie inside of it.
- Looking at someone so beautiful makes it hard to breathe.
- I don’t think you’ve ever made me this hard before.
- Your hot breath feels amazing against my skin.
- Let’s hop in the pool and see how long we can kiss underwater.
- The dishes are done. So is dinner. All I have left to do is you.
- I can tell you’re stressed. Let me fix that.
- You’re so much more than a sex object to me.
- Do you want me to slide into you now or should I play hard to get?
- I bet you can’t seduce me without removing your clothes.
- Kiss me like that again and I’ll go absolutely nuts.
- You’re as sexy as women come.
- It’s cold in here. We better snuggle to keep warm.
- I’m going to remove all of your clothes. With just my teeth.
- Masturbate for me.
- Get under the blanket with me. I have a surprise for you.
- Let’s slow dance, so I can feel your body pressed against mine.
- Are you feeling sore? I’ll rub the pain away.
- I want that beautiful pussy pressed against my face.
- If you suck on something of mine, I’ll suck on something of yours.
- Let me see you from behind. It’s a great view.
- I’m going to eat you out while you’re in the driver’s seat.
- Let’s put on a peep show for the neighbors.
- I picked up a copy of the Kamasutra. Which position do you want to try first?
- Let’s take a road trip and fuck every hundred miles.
- I want to try anal, but only if you want it as badly as I do.
- You look tired. You should sit on my face and relax.
- I bought lube, so you can feel as wet as you look.
- I want to watch porn with you, and then make a porno of our own.
- I’ve been flipping through Cosmo. I learned a few new moves for you.
- Scratch me harder. I can handle it.
- I’m going outside to wash the car. You should let me spray you, too.
- You’re even more adorable when you let your hair down like that.
- Let’s watch G-rated Disney movies while doing R-rated things.
- What would you do if I fingered you in the middle of the movie theater?
- Let’s walk through the woods and fuck like animals.
- If you suck my dick, I’ll suck on your tits.
- I feel selfish keeping you all to myself.
- Do you want to fuck in a hot shower or a cold one?
- Do you want me to put this vibrator against your clit or your nipples?
- I’m going to give you the best oral sex of your life.
- Should I use my tie on you as a blindfold or as handcuffs?
- You look sexiest when you walk around in my boxers.
- Stop moaning like that, or I’ll stick my cock in your mouth.
- Do you want me to run my hands through your hair or pull it?
- Everything on my bucket list involves fucking you.
- I bought you silk sheets, so sex would be more comfortable for you.
- I don’t want you. I need you.
- You bring out my animalistic side.
- A kiss from you means more than words can express.
- Do you want me to fuck you from the front or from behind?
- You’re my fetish.
- I don’t care about the big game. You’re more important to me.
- Even the way that you snore is a total turn-on for me.
- That new perfume makes me want to bend you over the bed.
- I made you a bath. Want to take it together?
- I want to stimulate you mentally and physically.
- I just put the kids to bed. Now I just have to get you in bed.
- Should I fuck you on the carpet or the hard wood floors?
- Every time I close my eyes, I see your beautiful body.
- You don’t have to say a word to turn me on.
- How does it feel when I touch you like this?
- Yank on my tie to pull me closer.
- I took a photo of you while you were sleeping. I hope you don’t mind.
- I missed you so much. I can’t count the number of times I masturbated to you.
- You make me feel like I’m stuck in a fairytale.
- You’re even more beautiful in person than in the picture in my mind.
- I want to run my hands over your hips and dig my nails into the bone.
- I want to taste every part of you.
- You look just as sexy in your pajamas as you do in your lingerie.
- Do you want me to bring you home flowers or chocolates?
- I’ll sing to you, but only if you pick the song.
- I want to fuck you in the sand in summer and in the snow in winter.
- I made a scavenger hunt for you. Hint: It ends in our bedroom.
- You should sleep naked tonight, so I can feel your soft skin against mine.
- No one could ever love your body as much as I do.
- Your cleavage makes your tits look fantastic.
- Do you like hearing me moan or hearing me talk dirty better?
- I want you to start kissing your favorite part of my body. Now.
- Do you want me to eat you out before or after you get in the bath I made you?
- Do you want me to role play as a man in the Navy, Air Force, or Marines?
- Whenever you touch me, it makes me believe in magic.
- Let’s make love on the roof top, so we can feel like people are watching.
- Do you want to touch me as badly as I want to touch you?
- Your ass is as tight as your pussy.
- Tell me which toy you want and I’ll buy it for you.
- Do you want to have sex before we fall asleep or as soon as we wake up?
- We should have sex in the craziest place we can think of.
- Whenever you cross my mind, I can’t stop touching myself.
- Do you want the lights on or off?
- You’re not only hot, but you’re adorable, too.
- Take that bra off. It must be uncomfortable.
- Do you want missionary or cowgirl tonight?
- Let me heat up your dinner and then heat you up after.
- Do you have any clue how sexy you look?
- Do you want me to wear boxers or briefs for you?
- Leave lipstick marks all across my chest.
- Grab a bottle of water, because I plan on tiring you out.
- Hop in the shower with me, so I can soap up your body.
- I’m going to give you everything I have to give.
- Get under the covers and watch Netflix with me.
- I’ll walk the dog if I can use his collar on you later.
- I made another tattoo appointment, since I know you find ink sexy.
- I made you a bath. How are you going to return the favor?
- What kind of sex do you think we’ll have on our honeymoon?
- Let’s hop on my motorcycle and find the most secluded spot we can.
- Get out of those clothes and under the covers.
- Look into my eyes while I fuck you.
- I made you breakfast in bed, and now I’ll be giving you oral in bed.
- Let’s pretend we’re teenagers again and make out under the bleachers.
- Should I put on my leather jacket or my leather pants?
- I rented a limo, so we can feel sophisticated while we fuck.
- Hop on the washing machine, so you’ll shake even more than usual.
- Let’s do yoga together. Naked.
- Should I use my hands or tongue to stimulate your clit tonight?
- Turn around. I want to see that beautiful butt.
- I bought us tickets to Disney, so we can have sex at the happiest place on Earth.
- Let’s fuck on the front lawn, so everyone can see how sexy you are.
- I’m going to make us orgasm at the same time tonight.
- I cleaned out the backseat of the car, so we have room to have some fun.
- Your body is perfect. Don’t ever change it.
- I bought new pillows, so you have something soft to scream into.
- Let’s have sex in the library to see how quiet we can be.
- Do you want to watch me lift weights or lift you?
- Do you think we could fuck while on my motorcycle?
- Skip the gym. We’re going to make each other sweat today.
- I want to fuck you in front of the mirror, so I can see two of you.
- I want to kiss you in a crowd, so everyone knows that you’re mine.
- My car has tinted windows. No one will be able to see us fucking when they walk by.
- Wrap those soft hands around my cock.
- If you go down on me, I’ll make it worth your while.
- Get in the hot tub with me, so we can heat things up.
- I never want to leave this bed, as long as you’re in it with me.
- Instead of lifting weights on that bench, we should make love on it.
- Let’s head to the park and have sex on the swing set.
- Which parking lot would be the most fun to fuck in?
- Do you think sex in a graveyard is creepy or romantic?
- I picked up a new dress for you, so you won’t get mad when I rip your other one apart.
- Let’s head down to the church and sin together.
- The kitchen is clean now, but it won’t be once I’m done with you.
- I hung your clothes up to dry, but it’s time for the ones you’re wearing to get wet.
- Let’s go for a hike and make love underneath a waterfall.
- Hop on the trampoline with me. I want to see those tits bounce.
- I bought you a new towel, you won’t get sand all over you when we fuck on the beach.
- I’m going to put Netflix on, and then try to turn you on.
- If you head over to the bedroom, I’ll put my head between your legs.
- I bought you a yoga mat, so I can watch you do downward facing dog.
- Let’s go camping, so we can make love underneath the stars.
- Go suit shopping with me, so we can fuck in the dressing room.
- I put up a hammock. Want to see if we can fuck in it?
- We should go bowling. Loser gives oral.
- The laundry room is empty. Let’s see how many washers we can use as vibrators.
- I want to treat you like a lady, but I also want to stuff my cock in your mouth.
- Let’s move this into the bedroom, shall we?
- Your brain makes you seem even more beautiful to me.
- You carry yourself like a goddess.
- This classroom’s empty. Come in so I can teach you a thing or two.
- Let’s play gynecologist.
- I love talking to you as much as I love touching you.
- Have you ever been mistaken for a model?
- Your smile can turn me on from across the room.
- I won’t be able to pay attention to the show when such a beautiful woman is sitting next to me.
- Your confidence is the sexiest thing about you.
- Kisses from you are the best part of my everyday.
- Let’s go bathing suit shopping, so you can model for me.
- My cock twitches every time I see you smile.
- You look just as sexy in my sweatshirt as you do naked.
- I want to drown in your love. And your pussy.
- Your passion makes the sex ten times hotter.
- The only girl I ever want to screw is you.
- You’re not chubby. You’re just plain beautiful.
- You might not be society’s version of perfect, but you’re my version of perfect.
- Being around someone as sexy as you makes me feel sexy, too.
- I love how well you move those hips.
- You’re just as good in the kitchen as you are in the bedroom.
- Somehow, you sound even hotter than you look.
- I planned out our entire day. It starts with us having sex.
- I can’t believe I’m so comfortable with a woman so hot.
- Sexy doesn’t even begin to describe you.
- Tell me what time you want to eat, and what time you want me to eat you.
- You have excellent taste. And you taste excellent.
- I’ve been working out, so I can fuck you for as long as you’d like.
- That dress looks incredible on you, but I still want it off you.
- You’re such a good girl, but I want to do such bad things to you.
- Your sense of humor is just as sexy as your fashion sense.
- I never liked my name until I heard you screaming it.
- I can’t decide if I prefer listening to you talk or listening to you moan.
- I hope you didn’t spend too much money on that outfit, because I’m going to rip it right off.
- Your long legs would look even nicer draped over my shoulders.
- I never knew what happiness tasted like until my tongue was on your clit.
- Your pussy smells just as delicious as it tastes.
- Your wish is my command.
- I’ll do whatever it takes to make your body tremble and your pussy drip.
- I can’t decide if I should kiss your forehead or slam you up against a wall.
- You deserve the best, and I’m going to give it to you.
- I like your personality just as much as I like your wet pussy.
- The gym won’t improve your body, because you’ve already reached perfection.
- Make beautiful babies with me.
- Your hair is as soft and smooth as your legs.
- You’d be the best mother and the best Victoria secret model.
- The only thing prettier than your outside is your inside.
- Your hair smells as good as your pussy tastes.
- I want to try to paint you, but I’d never do your beauty justice.
- I’ve been across the world, but you’re still the most breathtaking sight I’ve ever seen.
- Everything sounds sweeter when it comes from your lips.
- Those new heels make your butt look amazing.
- How do you manage to look more and more beautiful every morning?
- I bought you a diamond necklace, but I’m going to give you a pearl one later.
- My daydreams about you are better than any porno.
- Hearing you talk about your day is even sexier than dirty talking is.
- I bought you a bracelet, so your wrists can sparkle as much as your eyes do.
- Your lips feel as amazing against my neck as they do against my cock.
- Your heart is as warm as your body is.
- Your eyebrows look as perfect as your tits do.
- I’m going to nibble on your ear and then your neck.
- Do you want my tongue in your mouth or against your clit?
- Let’s get drunk on wine and talk about the universe.
- I want to make a bonfire, so you can eat s’mores while I eat you.
- We should ride bikes on the beach and then you can ride me back at home.
- Do you want me to play guitar or drums for you tonight?
- I made you a bath, but you better be willing to share the tub with me.
- Let’s shower together, so I can rub soap all over your juicy body.
- I’m going to make your nipples as hard as my dick.
- Your legs are as long as your eyelashes.
- I challenge you to a game of Monopoly. Winner consoles the loser with kisses.
- Let’s watch a baseball game and then fuck in the middle of the field.
- I’m taking you to an adult shop and letting you buy any toy you want.
- Get on your back, so I can get on my knees.
- Turn your head so I can see that ass and those eyes at the same time.
- Turn off the TV and let me turn you on.
- Whenever I hear your voice, I fall in love with you all over again.
- Your ass looks just as good in my boxers as it does in your thongs.
- I want to marry you, so I can fuck my best friend every single night.
- Let’s take a walk and talk about what our future apartment will look like.
- My life wouldn’t be the same without your pussy.
- Let’s watch the sunset together, so I can see two breathtaking things at once.
- I love that skirt on you. I hope the wind blows it up, so I get an even better view.
- Should I tell you how badly I want you in Italian or French?
- I signed us up for couple’s yoga, so we can both be more flexible in the bedroom.
- Your pussy is my favorite place in the whole world.
- I grabbed a coffee for you. And now I’m going to grab that ass.
- I’m going to buy us ice cream, and then run my cold tongue over your clit.
- Let’s name a star after us and then make love underneath it.
- We should take a walk through the woods and find a tree I can fuck you against.
- I never liked going down on girls until I tasted you.
- Open your legs. I’m going to lick away all of your problems.
- I’m going to hug you from behind and then bend you over a table.
- Do you want my hands, my tongue, or my cock in between your thighs?
- After I’m done playing with the puppy, I’m going to play with you.
- I can’t decide if I want to rip off your shirt or your skirt first.
- Put your hand in my hand and your lips on my neck.
- I’m taking you ice skating. Don’t worry, I’ll warm you up once we get home.
- Let me give you a manicure, so you don’t have to pay someone else to do it.
- I bought you a blindfold, so every time I touch you, it’ll feel intense.
- Let’s go camping, so we can make love in our sleeping bags.
- Should I get my next tattoo on my back or my chest?
- I’m going to make you scream so loudly the neighbors will call the cops.
- Your boobs are just perky as your butt.
- I’m never going to the strip club again, because your body’s the only one I want to see.
- You look stunning today. I need a picture of you.
- You look just as pretty without makeup as you do with your cat eyes and red lips.
- Forget 50 Shades of Grey. We’re going to have sex that would make for a way better story.
- I love how passionate you are. It makes the sex extra hot.
- I want you on top of me, so I can put those juicy breasts in my mouth.
- That dress makes your tits look delicious.
- I’m going down on you, and then I’m getting on top of you.
- Should I make you coffee or a mixed drink?
- You don’t have to shave. I like you just the way you are.
- I can’t believe I get to have you when every guy wants you.
- Guess what I’m about to do to that wet pussy of yours?
- If you want to invite another guy in bed with us, I won’t mind.
- I had a wet dream about you, and I’m about to turn it into a reality.
- I promise you I’ll never stop loving you the way you deserve to be loved.
- I got a new job with a new desk that I’m planning on banging you on.
- Do you want to watch me masturbate or can I watch you?
- You fuck even better than you kiss.
- Let’s go dancing, since I know how well you can move your hips.
- I set up a picnic for us. All you have to choose is the wine.
- Do you want to cuddle and then have sex or vice versa?
- Let’s go apple picking, and then we’ll pick out some new lingerie for you.
- I can’t love you any harder, but I’ll certainly fuck you harder.
- I don’t even care if I orgasm, as long as you do.
- Let’s play truth or dare, so I can make you take your clothes off.
- Don’t wear a bra today. Your boobs are perky enough without it.
- I’d ask you to role play, but you’re the only one I want to sleep with.
- There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how hot you are.
- Walk in front of me, so I can watch my beautiful girlfriend’s beautiful ass.
- I’m taking you on a cruise, so we can bang on a boat.
- I sprinkled rose petals on the bed and placed candles all around the room. Just because I love you.
- I had an erection all day, because I kept thinking about seeing you.
- I could never get tired of your beauty.
- Don’t drink too much. I want you to remember what I do to you tonight.
- I’m paying for dinner, but you’re going to be my dessert when we get back home.
- After the zoo, we should go back home and fuck like animals.
- I’m taking you to the botanical gardens, so you can pick out what type of flowers you want for our future wedding.
- Your soft skin makes my dick so hard.
- You’re crazy if you think there’s a woman out there hotter than you.
- Should we fuck while the sun rises or sets?
- I’m taking you on a shopping spree. At Victoria’s Secret.
- I love the way you look at me when you’re turned on.
- I learned sign language, so I could tell you I loved you without saying a word.
- I never knew it was possible to love a woman’s brain as much as her body.
- I can tell you’re wet, just by the way you’re looking at me.
- I’m going to fuck you like a princess who’s been locked away for years.
- I’ll never get over the taste of your lips.
- I’m going to start by whispering your name, but I’ll finish by screaming it.
- I kicked my roommate out. Be as loud as you want.
- All I want to do is make you orgasm. Don’t disappoint me.
- If your knees aren’t shaking by the time I’m finished with you, I’ll just eat you out all over again.
- You know we’re going to have sex if you keep giving me that smirk, right?
- You’re either going to make my dick explode or my heart explode. I don’t know which.
- I’m the guy you’ll be fucking for the rest of your life, so you better enjoy it.
- Your hands can do what other girls’ mouths can’t.
- I never thought I had a foot fetish until I saw you in those sandals.
- I’m making you come. I don’t care if it takes five minutes or five hours.
- My cock needs your pussy more than my lungs need air.
- Close your mouth and open your legs.
- It’s time for you to forget about everything in the world except my tongue.
- I’ll unzip your dress if you unzip my jeans.
- That lipstick looks gorgeous. Give me a taste.
- I got a hot tub installed, just so I could see you walk around in that tiny bathing suit.
- I want to have angry sex, but I could never be mad at you.
- I’m going to fuck you so hard I’ll break the bed.
- I was going to buy you Starbucks, but I think morning sex will help you wake up better than coffee ever could.
- Want to have shower sex? You can choose the temperature.
- I’d talk dirty, but I don’t want to disrespect a princess.
- We’re proof that sex is best when love is involved.
- I have one thing on my mind. You.
- I’d ask you to 69, but I’d rather have tonight be all about you.
- My life would suck without you sucking me off.
- We should have sex under the Christmas tree, since you’re the best gift I’ve ever gotten.
- Let’s try having sex in the snow. You’re hot enough to melt it.
- I want to fuck you in my childhood bedroom, because you’re sexier than the posters on the wall.
- We’ll never get to have goodbye sex, because I’m never going to let you go.
- Let’s take a vacation somewhere we can drink everyday and fuck every night.
- Forget your bathing suit. I want you in your birthday suit.
- Run your hands through my hair and yank as hard as you can.
- Let’s see how many stores we can make-out in before the police get called.
- Tonight’s all about BDSM because I L-O-V-E you.
- We could have a quickie, but I’d rather give you the time and attention you deserve.
- I grew out my beard just the way you like it.
- Do you want me to sing you to sleep or seduce you with my guitar?
- I’m going to drive you across the country, so I can fuck you in every state.
- I keep falling for you and my dick keeps rising for you.
- Don’t let me fall asleep until we’re both satisfied.
- I want you to kiss me up my jawline and nibble on my ear.
- You’re a 10, based on your legs alone.
- How does it feel being the girl I’ll be spending the rest of my life with?
- You’re so far out of my league, it’s ridiculous.
- Let’s go to a bar and count how many men check you out.
- We’re going to have sex in every bathroom in this restaurant.
- You can’t expect me to keep my hands to myself when you look like that.
- Your vagina is a work of art.
- I don’t need alcohol, because I’m already drunk on your body.
- Hop in the back of my truck. That’s where we’re fucking tonight.
- If I die tonight, I’ll die happy.
- I came up with date ideas for every day of the week and sex ideas for every night of the week.
- Do you want to have a Netflix marathon or a sex marathon?
- Period sex can relieve cramps and headaches, so get those pants off.
- You get better in bed every time we do it.
- I bought us a new mattress, since we wore out the old one.
- If you keep fucking me this good, I’ll marry you.
- I put on my tightest jeans, so I could do a striptease for you.
- I’m going to tease you until you beg me to come inside you.
- Do you want me to make you come with my mouth, fingers, or dick?
- I want your pussy lips pressed up against my lips.
- Do whatever you want to me. I’m open to anything and everything.
- No talking. No moving. Just moaning.
- So what if it’s your period? Get in the shower with me and it’ll be just fine.
- I’m going to treat you like a princess today and like a porn star tonight.
- Do you want me to keep my suit on while you ride me?
- I’m going to kiss all of that lipstick off of you.
- Pick a movie you don’t mind fucking during.
- You stimulate my mind as well as you stimulate my body.
- I want you to run those pretty nails over my thighs.
- Even if I kissed you every hour of every day, it still wouldn’t be enough.
- My dick is addicted to you, but my heart is, too.
- I love when you shake your booty like that.
- You’re flexible enough to be a gymnast.
- I want to make your days sweeter and your nights wetter.
- You make me want to be a better lover.
- Let’s walk around a museum, and then use body paint to make our own portraits.
- You’re a great fuck, but you’re an even better friend.
- My favorite time of day is when we’re having sex or snuggling.
- Your feelings mean even more to me than your pussy does.
- I want to fuck you under the moonlight.
- You’re delicious, from your forehead down to your toes.
- We make the best team between the sheets and on the streets.
- Even without the sex, you’d still make my life better than it’s ever been.
- I’m going to teach you something new in bed tonight.
- I’m going to put you first in the bedroom and in life as a whole.
- You deserve an intense orgasm, and I’m going to give it to you.
- Never change a hair on this beautiful body.
- When I’m inside you, I feel like I’m finally where I’m meant to be.
- Your tits are almost more fun to play with than your pussy.
- I hope you don’t mind that I’m undressing you in my mind.
- You move your hips better than Beyonce.
- You look like a bombshell in that ball gown.
- How do you look that good this early in the morning?
- You deserve a break, so get on your back.
- We’re going on a road trip, so we can feel like the only two people left in the world.
- I’m glad we met, because I could never orgasm this hard without you.
- Keep your glasses on. I want you to see everything I’m about to do to you.
- My life started the moment I pressed my lips against yours.
- Your skin is as radiant as your smile.
- Even when you’re old and grey, you’ll still be the most beautiful woman around.
- I don’t want to ruin your lipstick, so I’ll be the one leaving kisses all over you.
- I love you more than I love sex.
- My bed is the most comfortable when you’re in it with me.
- Let’s watch Disney movies and cuddle.
- I can’t wait to fuck you in a wedding dress.
- Use those sparkling teeth to bite down on my neck.
- Give me a hickey, so everyone knows I’m yours.
- You look like you need a long, hot bath and then a long, hot dick.
- Take your clothes off. Leave the lights on.
- Your perfume alone turns me on.
- I want you in every way, everyday.
- I’m going to bend you over the balcony, so you have as nice of a view as I do.
- I picked up a copy of the Kama Sutra for us.
- Ride me while I suck on your tits and play with your clit.
- I can’t believe I found a girl who loves pizza, beer, and my body.
- You’ve had a long day. Fall asleep on my chest.
- I still can’t believe I get to start my mornings with you and end my days with you.
- If you keep sending me those dirty sexts during work, I’m going to quit so I can stay home with you.
- I could spend all day in this bed with you, even if we had to keep our clothes on.
- Everything on my bucket list involves you.
- You’re a sex goddess.
- I understand your body even better than my own.
- Do you want me to play with your pussy, your nipples, or your ass?
- You look ridiculously hot when you think no one’s paying attention.
- I washed the dishes for you, so you wouldn’t have anything to worry about while I go down on you.
- Press your chest against mine, so our hearts are as close as they can be.
- I’ll give you my all if you promise to do the same.
- I want to make you feel things you’ve never felt before.
- Do you think it’ll be harder to kiss underwater or have sex underwater?
- Let’s go horseback riding, and then fuck in the barn.
- Instead of having fun in our bed, let’s hop in my truck bed.
- I got my tongue pierced. I heard it makes oral more intense.
- I put down a blanket, so we can bang on the floor without hurting your back.
- I’m getting a tattoo in a place only you’ll be able to see.
- We’re having sex on the staircase, so I can penetrate you at the perfect angle.
- Run your tongue along my muscles.
- Your bitchy roommate’s gone. Let’s do it in her bed.
- I’m going to try something that’ll leave you breathless.
- Get undressed so I can paint you like one of Jack’s French girls.
- How romantic would it be to make love by a waterfall?
- I bought condoms. Your safety’s my first priority.
- Bend over with your hands against the window.
- I rented a limo, because you deserve a classy fuck.
- I picked up some tampons and a vibrator, so your period’s easier on you.
- Let’s have sex in the library and then read each other to sleep.
- I want sex to be comfortable for you, so I bought more lube.
- Get your ass on the washer, so you can feel your clit shake.
- I’m going on a search for your G-spot tonight.
- Would you be pissed if I felt you up in public? Or turned on?
- Do you want me to throw you on the bed or against the wall?
- Pull the car over. This is where I want you.
- How loud do you think we can get in the movie theater before someone else will hear?
- I’m going to get you off without laying a finger on you.
- Meet me on the roof. I set up a mattress for us.
- You just showered. Let me do all the work so you don’t have to take another one.
- I’m covered in grease from working on the car. Want to help me wash off?
- I bought you a ring, so the handprint on your ass isn’t the only way people know you’re taken.
- If I can’t have you in my bed, I at least need you in my arms.
- I’m going to tell you what to do. And you’re going to like it.
- I want more than a one-night stand. I want you. Forever.
- Our babies would be drop dead gorgeous.
- I love watching you squirm right before you come.
- I’m going to lick, suck, and nibble on your lips. Then I’ll do the same on your other lips.
- I just washed the sheets, so you can feel clean while we’re getting dirty.
- I put a mirror on the ceiling, so you can see how beautiful you look making love.
- Even in pajamas, you’re a temptress.
- If sex isn’t fun for the both of us, I’m not doing it right.
- Do you want your nipples covered in whipped cream or chocolate this time?
- Don’t be afraid to get rough with me. I like it that way.
- The reason the sex is so good is because I love you so much.
- Sex isn’t over when I come. It’s over when you come.
- Hold me close and kiss me hard.
- I’m going to make you forget all of your exes’ names.
- I installed better lights in here, so I could get a good look at every piece of you.
- I’m going to make you pancakes and then make you come.
- Do you want your morning coffee or morning oral first?
- If you’re not naked yet, you’re going to be soon.
- Fantasize about the hottest guy you know. I won’t mind.
- I’m going to rename your birthday “multiple orgasm day.”
- Tell me where to kiss you, lick you, and suck on you. You’re the boss.
- Your naked body is just as beautiful as your naked soul.
- You’re not a sex object. But you could be a sex symbol.
- When we’re done having sex, I’ll go pick up some Chipotle for you.
- Come in here, so you can come on my face.
- Mother Nature sure knew what she was doing when she made you.
- Fuck me as hard as you’ve been kissing me.
- I’m going to kiss every inch of your back while you dig your nails into mine.
- I won’t stop until I hit your G-spot.
- I want to have hot make-up sex, but I could never fight with you.
- Your mind is even brighter than your eyes.
- I don’t even need to touch your body. I’m happy just admiring it from afar.
- Let’s play strip Scrabble.
- Wear your favorite skirt today, so we can have a quickie in the park.
- Forget kissing in the rain. Let’s try fucking in the rain.
- I’ve been eating better, so I taste good for you down there.
- Sit on my face or on my cock.
- If you keep your heels on, I’ll keep my suit on.
- That diamond necklace I bought you looks amazing in between your cleavage.
- The safe word is, “I love you.”
- I’ll put on my cop uniform if you let me handcuff you.
- I want to listen to you talk about your day, and then listen to you scream all night.
- I knitted you a blanket for us to fuck on.
- I cooked dinner for you and the hot guy I invited over for a threesome.
- I already made the bed, so let’s have sex on the couch instead.
- I dropped the kids off at their grandparents’ place, so we’d have the house to ourselves.
- I can’t decide if I should grab your hand or grab your ass.
- You’re about to have the strongest orgasm of your life. That’s a promise.
- Flip onto your stomach. It’s massage time.
- We should talk a jog around the block, and then help each other clean off in the shower.
- Your cooking is just as delicious as your pussy.
- I finished your chores for the day. Now you have extra time to spend in bed.
- Somehow, you look beautiful and sexy at the same time.
- I baked you a chocolate cake, but I saved some of the icing to use on you.
- I just soaped up the dishes. Now I’m going to soap up your body.
- I just put gas in your car, so we can keep the radio on while we make love in the back seat.
- I love playing with your hair while I slide myself into your wet pussy.
- I organized your closet for you, so now there’s room in there for us to fuck.
- Take a nap. I’ll wake you up with my tongue.
- You don’t need blankets. My body will keep you warm.
- I bought you roses. If you want, we can sprinkle the petals over our bed.
- I’m turning my computer off, so my whole focus can be on turning you on.
- Let’s cuddle, so I can feel that tight ass pressed up against me.
- I tidied up the kitchen table, so I’d have another place to toss you.
- I bought you new curtains, so the neighbors won’t see what I’m about to do to you.
- I went grocery shopping today. The fridge is filled with whipped cream and chocolate.
- I poured you a cup of water. You’ll need it when I’m done with you.
- I’ll paint your toes for you if you let me suck on them later.
- Put that erotic novel away. I’m going to put it to shame.
- I booked us a honeymoon suite, so we could make love in style.
- I cooked you breakfast. I hope it’s as tasty as you are.
- Do you want me to rub your feet or your clit?
- My credit card is all yours, as long as your body is all mine.
- I made you a bath and a drink to go with it.
- I just chewed your favorite gum, so my lips will taste as delicious as yours.
- Let’s slow dance without music, and then fuck with it.
- I’d take you for a long drive, but I’d rather pull you over to fuck you five minutes in.
- You make my life so easy, but my dick so hard.
- Want to try an experiment with mints, my tongue, and your vagina?
- You should sleep in today. I’ll take care of everything.
- Do you want me to sing the song I wrote you or read the poem I made you?
- I ordered us pizza. Now you get to order me around.
- Your snores are just as cute as your moans.
- I can’t find one flaw on that stunning face.
- You look like a goddess, even when you’ve just rolled out of bed.
- Don’t you dare put clothes on. The world deserves to see that beautiful body.
- Do you want me to give you a strip tease or a lap dance?
- You can hold the remote, as long as I can hold your other hand.
- You belong on a catwalk, along with all the other supermodels.
- Turn around, so I can kiss the nape of your neck and the small of your back.
- You’re even hotter than the girl of my dreams.
- I bought you a new throw pillow, so you have something to squeeze when you orgasm.
- Your heart is even bigger than your boobs.
- I don’t know which set of lips I like kissing more.
- I could fuck you forever, but I’ll settle for dating you forever.
- I love your makeup, but I love the face beneath it even more.
- I want my hand in your hand and my cock in your pussy.
- You don’t need to diet. You’re already the perfect size.
- I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to have sex with my soul mate.
- I don’t know if I like it better when you squeeze my hand or squeeze your thighs against my head.
- I hate when you’re asleep, because I don’t get to see those sparkling eyes.
- I don’t need drugs when I have a girlfriend as addicting as you.
- Let’s go horseback riding and then make love on a bale of hay.
- You make me feel like a virgin, touched for the very first time.
- I want to shove a ball gag in your mouth, but then I wouldn’t get to hear your beautiful voice.
- I didn’t believe in magic until I kissed you for the very first time.
- I don’t need video games. Your pussy’s the only thing I want to play with.
- I can’t wait to see you. Naked and down on all fours.
- I bought you cheesecake for dessert, but I’ll be eating you for dessert.
- This ice cream would taste even better if I was licking if off of you.
- As long as I’m fucking you, the rest of the world can go fuck themselves.
- I made something spicy in the kitchen, and I’m going to do something spicy to you in the bedroom.
- Your pussy smells as intoxicating as your hair does.
- I’m going to make you tremble with my tongue alone.
- Hop in the shower, so we can get clean while getting dirty.
- I love the way your lips glide across my muscles.
- I got a cock piercing, so I could stimulate you better.
- Do you want me to play guitar for you before or after I fuck you?
- I want you to let me into your heart and pussy.
- I’ve been lifting weights, so I can lift you into any position you’d like.
- I’ll take you to get your hair done today, as long as I can pull it later tonight.
- I love the way you talk and the way you move.
- My dick’s going to hit you in the spots my tongue can’t reach.
- I need you in my life just as badly as I need you in my bed.
- I set my alarm for extra early, so I have time to eat you out before work.
- I love your arms wrapped around my neck just as much as I love your legs around my neck.
- Let’s go for a romantic walk on the beach and a feisty fuck in the ocean.
- I’m going to marry you, just so I can have this pussy all to myself.
- You deserve to orgasm every day for the rest of your life.
- Instead of lifting weights, I’m going to lift your legs over my shoulders.
- Your lips are as juicy as your ass.
- I rented a sailboat, so I can rock your world while the boat rocks.
- I bought you a vibrator, so I can stimulate your clit and nipples at the same time.
- I dedicated a song to you on the radio. Let’s make love while it plays.
- Let’s play a board game. My penis is the prize.
- I’m going to write out “I love you” with my tongue on your clit.
- I bought new razors, so we can help each other shave.
- Let’s take a romantic carriage ride before we ride each other.
- I left some love notes around the house. See if you can find them all.
- You don’t even have to touch me to turn me on.
- I bought you a new dress, because I know your ass will look amazing in it.
- I made reservations at your favorite restaurant, so we can fuck in their bathroom.
- Your horoscope says you’re in for a special treat tonight, and I’m going to make that happen.
- I’m sorry. Let me make it up to you with oral.
- I bought us new shower curtains so you have something to hold onto while we fuck.
- Hold my hand as tightly as you squeeze my cock.
- I already walked the dog, but you and I still have some exercising to do.
- Let’s watch a baseball game and do something naughty on the Kiss Cam.
- I want to make you as wet as the flowers I bought you.
- I made pancakes. But there’s no way they’re as sweet as you.
- I installed a light dimmer to make the room more romantic.
- Let’s make angels in the snow and then act like devils by the fire.
- There’s nothing more beautiful than your eyes or more delicious than your pussy.
- I love the way you look at me as much as I love the way you ride me.
- I just showered, but I don’t mind taking a second one with you.
- I’m bringing you to a Broadway play, and then we can put on a play of our own.
- Take off the earrings I bought you. Things are about to get rough.
- I swept the floors. Now I’m going to sweep you off your feet.
- I’m going to use my left hand on your nipples and my right hand on your clit.
- Do you want me to kiss down your thighs or up your neck?
- I want my body pressed up against yours, even if it’s just for a hug.
- I want to explore every inch of your body and your mind.
- I wish you could see your sexiness through my eyes.
- I want to watch you use the new vibrator I got you.
- Orgasms are good for your health, so I’m going to give you a shit ton of them tonight.
- I’m going to give you breakfast in bed and oral at the kitchen table.
- I mopped the floors, so they’re clean enough to fuck on.
- I bought you some new shoes, so your feet won’t be as sore as your pussy is going to be.
- That outfit hugs your body in all the places I want my hands to be.
- I’d buy you a puppy, but I want to be the only one who gets to lick you.
- Our love life is as perfect as our sex life.
- Let’s go on an old fashioned date that ends with a single kiss.
- It’s been too long since I’ve seen your clit. Let me reacquaint myself.
- Everything looks sexier when you’re wearing it.
- Let’s order pizza and stay in our pajamas all day.
- We have the type of sex novelists should write stories about.
- You’re worth every blue ball and every hickey.
- Your boobs are the perfect size.
- I want to touch your butt and touch your soul.
- I put the kids to bed, so we could have fun in our own bed.
- Take a deep breath, because I’m going in deep.
- I’m madly in love with more than just your body.
- Let me do your nails for you, so they look pretty while they claw at me later.
- Turn the music off. I want to hear you whimper my name.
- I want to bang you all night, because I’ve been thinking about you all day.
- You have the best sense of humor and the best ass.
- We’re the sexiest couple I’ve ever seen.
- If you show me your abs, I’ll show you mine.
- I bought new batteries, so your vibrator can last as long as I do tonight.
- Let’s skip the gym and save our energy for the bedroom.
- I want to marry you even more than I want to fuck you.
- I’d rather snuggle with you than fuck anyone else.
- I’ll treat you like a princess in public and pound you in private.
- The only thing you’d look sexier in is a wedding dress.
- I’m going to carve our names into a tree and then fuck you against it.
- Let’s make love under the stars so I can make a wish about spending forever with you.
- I did your laundry. Now I’m going to do you.
- I want you to be my wife, so I can do naughty things with you for the rest of my life.
- Instead of Netflix and Chill, we should Netflix and Cuddle.
- I rented a black and white movie and picked up some red and white wine.
- Your birthday isn’t the only day that sex should be all about you.
- If you vow to spend forever with me, I vow to spend forever on my knees.
- I love feeling your head against my chest just as much as I love feeling your lips against my cock.
- I’m going to fuck you as hard as I love you.
- You have a voice like an angel and a body like a devil.
- I need your love even more than I need your pussy.
- Whenever I see you, my heart gets faster and my dick gets harder.
- You can control the remote right now, as long as I get to control you in bed later.
- I love our pillow talk as much as I love our dirty talk.
- I adopted a kitty, so you have something to snuggle with when I’m not around.
- I wrote you a love letter, but you can’t open it until after you orgasm.
- I bought you a stuffed animal, but you probably don’t want it to see what I’m about to do to you.
- It’s my turn to do the dishes, and your turn to pick where we fuck.
- I bought a diamond ring for you and a cock ring for me.
- I love your ass. Your tits. Your legs. Your hips. I could go on and on.
- Which celebrity do you want a threesome with? I’ll make it happen.
- I’m studying French, so I can tell you I love you in as many languages as possible.
- I’m taking you to the Grand Canyon, so I can look at two World Wonders at once.
- Let’s go down to the adoption center and pick out a new puppy.
- Let me tell you the story of how I fell in love with you.
- Do you want to skip sex and cuddle tonight?
- I’d fuck you from behind, but then I wouldn’t get to see those pretty eyes.
- You’re the reason I smile so wide and come so hard.
- I love that the sexiest woman I’ve ever met is my best friend, too.
- Come to bed. I can’t sleep without your hips pressed against mine.
- The only thing hotter than seeing you orgasm is seeing you smile.
- You don’t belong in my bed. You belong on magazine covers.
- That guy was totally checking you out. Want to invite him home with us?
- I can’t believe I found a woman who can cook as good as she fucks.
- I want your heart wrapped around my finger and your pussy wrapped around my dick.
1,001. I want to give you as many butterflies as orgasms.