Heidi Priebe

They judge their dates by which hockey teams they’re faithful to.

INTJ: You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.

Because I’m going to miss you. Because you’re going to pop into my mind on a rainy Sunday evening when Bon Iver is humming in the background and I’ve poured myself a tall glass of wine and a whiff of your old cologne catches me suddenly off guard – lingering in the apartment like an unwanted house guest who was never invited to stay.

You have stayed when you wanted to leave. Held on when you wanted to give in. Been at ends with your own exhausted mind about what makes you happy because you do not want the things you were once taught to want.

It can be argued that cities, like people, all hold distinctive personalities. To find which one best matches your own personality, take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator and then check out which city jives best with your values.

The problem with love nowadays is that our pride always has to come first.

Nothing is impossible. ‘Impossible’ just takes a few more phone calls.

The Enneagram of Personality separates people into nine distinct types – each of who expresses basic fears and desires in specific ways.

Ross’s name screw up at the alter would have been posted on Youtube and probably auto-tuned.

So you’ve gone on a few dates, gotten to know the basic facts about each other, fooled around a little and generally had a good time. No problems dotting the horizon right? Wrong.

The ways in which you fought through pain.

It’s easy to shrug off missed chances as risks we were not ready to take. But when it comes down to it, are we ever fully prepared to take the big risks that present themselves to us? Are we ever going to be 100% prepared to make a change?

You know that friend who jumps on board with every crazy scheme and never misses one of your slam poetry readings? Probably a youngest child.

ENFP Outcome: Stays up for fourteen straight days in an attempt to complete first resolution and subsequently ends up creating fifteen more.

You’re never stressed.

ENFPs are fiercely individualistic. This type knows what they want out of their own lives and they aren’t interested in arguing with anyone who disagrees.

You deserve to be happy because you are alive. Not in the classic, cliché sense but in a core, biological fashion. You were built to use happiness as a tool to evaluate the world that surrounds you.

You resolve that unless the Universe drops someone directly into your lap, you will just die alone and be fine with it. Maybe you’ll even get a cat.