H.L. Miller

Nonexclusive relationships are becoming the normal thing to do for 20-somethings.

5. You are smart enough to know that you are stupid.

Don’t date someone who tells you what you want to hear.

1. High school sweetheart.

My 4 year old blond angelic looking daughter told her visiting grandparent’s to, “Bite my shiny metal ass.” Bless her.

Fixing your eyebrows makes a hell of a difference.

Voicemails. I always have a feeling of fear when I listen to a voicemail because no one leaves a voicemail unless you are in some kind of trouble.

1. Being honest about your feelings.

2. Liking pictures of scantily-clad women on social media.

I had a dream that I was being tickled. I ended up waking up because the dream started to get creepy. I wake up and I am still being tickled. I live alone.

3. The smiling poop.