Erin Cossetta

Virgo: you view garbage people as a fun project to work on.

Gemini: passionate, exciting, eager, friendly, curious.

“You make me happy.”

Cancer: people take advantage of your generosity.

When you deal with life and death situations every day, you realize things normal couples fight about just aren’t a big deal.

Sagittarians are known for being the life of the party. Gacy would fit right in with this crew of class clowns, you know, minus the whole murdering people thing.

Capricorn women create a couple that is like the Joneses everyone else wants to keep up with.

Clown Man.

A man who was a 3 hour hike in the bush…sitting on a stump in a tuxedo, with an axe in hand, and no camping gear in sight.

April Ludgate. On this entire planet, there is truly no other person who is like you. You forge your own unique path, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. People are drawn to you because you’re fearless about being who you are, no matter how unconventional it is. You think nothing is lamer than people who do the same thing everyone else is doing.

Aries are one of the worst signs to make a long term commitment to because they always put themselves first and have a fickle nature — a terrible combination for someone you’re planning to invest a ton of time and energy into.

Come to think of it, Capricorns would make pretty good serial killers…