(March 21st to April 19th)
Leslie Knope. You are passionate and outgoing, you’ve got big dreams and plans to conquer the world. You’re also a loving friend to those around you — as long as they’re along for the ride (YOUR ride). You can be domineering, but somehow coming from you it’s endearing and not overwhelming. People want to be around you because you’re your infectious attitude makes the world a more exciting place to be.
(April 20th to May 21st)
Ron Swanson. You think the world would be a better place if nothing ever changed and everyone always said only what they mean. You can be described as a curmudgeon, but everyone loves you even more for it. You’re solid, reliable, low key hilarious, and someone who always has the back of the people they love.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein. The world is a more exciting place because you’re in it. You’re a project starter and can convince anyone to be as passionate as you are about something… even if you tend to jump into the next thing instead of seeing it through (BORING). Everyone needs someone like you in their lives, wherever you are — that’s where the fun is.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Chris Traeger. You have a huge heart and everyone loves you for it. You spend a lot of time trying to find love and improve yourself… and can sometimes go a little off the rails, but in a loveable way. You can let your overthinking get the best of you, but at the end of the day you can lean on your many deep friendships. One of the things you’re best at is bringing people together and forming the kind of relationships that last long after you move to Ann Arbor.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Tammy Swanson (Tammy II). You know how to command the attention of a room. You’re not shy or easily embarrassed and when you want something, you put everything you have into getting it. You don’t have time for wishy washy people, and you don’t care what other people think. You’re unique, confident, and powerful.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Ben Wyatt. You’re smart, organized, and a force of power at work. Some people might describe you as ‘nerdy’ but they’re not invited to your totally awesome REM dance nights or Cones of Dunshire parties, are they? People love having you on their team because they can rely on you when the cards are down. There’s no one who makes a better life partner than you. You were definitely the type of kid who could have run (and won) a mayoral election when you were 18.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Ann Perkins. You can turn the world on with your smile. Seriously, everyone loves you. You’re the best friend of all time, and you make a pretty good girlfriend/baby mama too. You’re bad at conflict and try your hardest to avoid hurting people’s feelings. You’re probably in a profession that’s focused on caring for other people and making them feel good.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Donna Meagle. You manage to be well-liked even though you don’t take shit from anyone. You’re tough and struggle to open yourself up in relationships — you hate to be vulnerable and prefer the thrill of hunting/dating vs. settling down and being serious. You’re always looking out for yourself and making sure your life is fun, filled with adventure, and furnished with the finest things.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Andy Dwyer. You’re the funniest person most people have ever met in their entire life. You’re always making people belly laugh. You’re fun and light-hearted and are most at home when you’re helping other people have a good time. It’s hard for you to take life too seriously, but you’re willing to do it when it’s important to the one you love.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Tommy Haverford. You’re a traditional person with traditional values: nice things, looking cool, being admired, and money. You have a level of taste other people aspire to. You’re ambitious and know you’re meant to live the high life and ball. You’re confident in who you are and know what you want. You have little patience for people who are too weak or too dumb to see things your way.
(January 21st to February 18th)
April Ludgate. On this entire planet, there is truly no other person who is like you. You forge your own unique path, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. People are drawn to you because you’re fearless about being who you are, no matter how unconventional it is. You think nothing is lamer than people who do the same thing everyone else is doing.
(February 19th to March 20th)
Shauna Mulwae Tweep. You’re sweet, sensitive, and creative. You’re no stranger to being the center of a love triangle. Some people may not understand your dreamy exterior, but that’s just a sign that they’re not very deep. You’re going to write an amazing memoir one day.