GEMINI: You’re too low-key about your intentions. When it comes to mushy feelings, Gemini, you’re not exactly the smoothest operator.
Libra: You’re the kind of person everyone apologizes to after accidentally making a sexual reference in front of, because they think you are totally innocent, which makes you laugh, because they don’t know you at all.
Someone who disregards her as ‘too emotional.’
Virgo: You are going to pretend you are perfectly fine with a casual relationship or an almost relationship so you don’t appear desperate — even though you secretly want a committed relationship.
Taurus: The thing that’s really wrong with your love life is, it’s just the same old same old.
Libra: In 2018, you need to learn to stop feeling so damn sorry for yourself.
If you were born under the Waning Gibbous, you fall in love selflessly.
Virgo: You have to give your pup constant cuddles, because they hate being alone.
Aries: People fall in lust (not love) with you because you’re a ball of energy and you just want to have fun!
Taurus: You are going to end up living in the country, surrounded by animals. You won’t have a neighbor around for miles — but that’s exactly why you’re going to love it there.