Erin Cossetta

“My friend and I were digging a latrine and hit blonde hair.”

“They somehow seem staged, cinematic, unreal.”

“The attic scene is honestly terrifying. They made those dolls so scary looking.”

“On the last flight I took the guy sitting across the aisle/in front of me actually had the audacity to put on the first FD movie.”

I actually thought I was going to die that day.

Some say the stories are just urban legends, others say they are warnings passed down from one generation to the next. What we know for certain is that these places are creepy as hell.

I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

There’s a reason why paintings of plain geometric shapes sell for millions of dollars, and it’s not because the buyers are really into shapes.

When we’re in the car, she’ll leave her hand outstretched waiting for mine.

Gobbledygook.

When you’re naming your baby, you probably want to stay away from evil names. Here are some evil girl names you should avoid:

Talis.

What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.

Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.

Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.

Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.

Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.