Eric Redding

I’m shaking on my keyboard right now. Now, I don’t believe they exist. I know they exist.

“I’m a tarot card reader. For me it’s real. I’ve had too many experiences to say otherwise.”

14. Be excellent to each other.

“Men take SO LONG to poop? I don’t understand. What is going on in there? Do you fall in? Is it like a Narnia situation?”

“I won’t do a long term relationship with a condom. Straight up dealbreaker status, that’s how different it feels to me.”

“There’s nothing worse than walking down a street, minding your own business, when you feel the sticky warmth of blood running down your legs, safe in the knowledge that you have forgotten to pack any sanitary products, and recently spent the entirety of your money on christmas presents.”

“I leaned in for our first kiss. It wasn’t awkward, it wasn’t strange, it was just an amazing moment.”

“My wife and I waited until marriage. I was actually my wife’s first kiss. I expected to not last very long, but quite the opposite happened.”