Ella Ceron

You want to know how you earn food? You breathe. You live. You deserve calories just by virtue of the fact that you exist. Not for any other reason.

You share cabs and don’t ask them to split the difference, but they make a point to pay you back anyway.

Any orange cat not named Crookshanks is missing out on a prime naming opportunity, in your opinion.

22. Take a friend’s dog for a walk. Who said working out had to be heart-poundingly difficult?

21. When somebody compares your looks to another person, that other person always has glasses—no matter how little they actually look like you.

Deep-fry cauliflower, slather in barbecue sauce. It’s so simplistic, but so, so good.

Live in a city where the unsaid motto reads, “you don’t work, you don’t eat,” and then back yourself into that corner.

You just have to take a great leap of faith and trust that it will.