Christopher Hudspeth

Friend language = Laidback sarcasm.

We can dig deeper and try to get to the bottom of why we lose self-control upon entering a Target, or we can just accept the red & khaki wizard regime’s mysterious abilities to make us disregard shopping lists and toss things in our carts with reckless abandon.

Avoid getting stuck in a foggy place. If you’re involved with a dude, don’t allow yourself to take part in a label-less, casual, uncommitted connection if that’s not what you want.

“You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you. “

Complaining that a dead movie star isn’t worthy of a massive response from fans and comparing it to the death of a starving child or a soldier is beyond pointless.

You have a sneaking suspicion that one of the biggest reasons they’re still dating you is because they aren’t ready to part ways with your pet.

1. Mystery shoppers give retail workers trust issues for life.

He is not texting back. Do you think he is waiting for something or busy or what?!