Chrissy Stockton

Flavored yogurts.

They may be a tad overcompetitive (okay extremely overcompetitive).

People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”.

Women never gave me a hard time, anyway, it was only boring old men.

You’re supposed to pull my chair out, hold the door open for me, pay for me and be nice to me no matter what. While treating me like an equal.

Men are the weaker sex because they need women to cover their bodies just to be able to see them as human.

A good boyfriend always passes the gut test.

“Very thin lips, just not in to them.”

“My real mom and dad were killed when the bad men came.”

“He also showed the elders where the murder weapon was found, and upon digging, they did indeed found an axe there.”

Yes, we sync up. I prefer to think of it like a super power/Captain Planet situation.

“I had no idea my girlfriend would get this much attention and it makes me feel like crap.”

They hold women to standards.

If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.

You don’t have to have everything figured out, and you don’t have to have perfect outcomes, you just have to feel good about the process.

Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

No one can “make” you anxious or “give” you anxiety.

“I was a friend-zoned fedora wearer.”