If she plays the victim constantly, too well, she isn’t the victim.
“Everyone is against me” is a fucking great way to tell if a bitch is crazy
“I don’t cause the drama but it always seems to find me”
None of her kids have the same last name.
women who are crazy about horses are essentially rich cat ladies.
If she throws the ” I’m not like other girls. ” She’s either insane or an insane bitch. Ex-wife for proof
“Everyone doesn’t like me, my family won’t even talk to me… I don’t know why!” Pro tip: Run.
A dead give away is knowing how many people she has problems with at work. 1-2 is typical. 3-4 now I’m skeptical. 5+ she is most likely crazy and the problem.
Overly attached too soon; seems to have loads of free time and no real friends to speak of and I know I might be a minority here, but going straight to something really kinky as well.
If, after dating for a few days, she grabs your phone without permission and starts going through it. The original NSA…women.
She loves reading Sylvia Plath.
I have always noticed chicks that post those dramatic facebook meme/quotes/pictures.
Example: “Sometimes 2 people need to be lost in order to find each other again” with a background pic of a sunset….
Yea, those bitches are crazy.
“I’m only friends with guys, girls are just too crazy” At that point I know there’s gonna be something up.
More than two rings.
New Age nonsense: Healing crystals, personal deity/protector/guide spirits, auras, Ancient Medicine, Atlantis.
If you meet on a dating site and her profile states she’s not looking for a fuck buddy, yet shortly after you start talking she sends you naughty pictures when you haven’t even met face to face, get the fuck out of there.
When she leaves 11 voice mails in a two hour period.
subtle cues: continually looks over your shoulder when you text someone, acts shitty to service workers, is not very clean.
this type of insecurity and these cues will be detrimental to a relationship in the long-run.
No desire in life but to be a mother.
A good rule of thumb is crazy in bed means crazy in the head.
Crying about stupid things. Especially in the context of trying to get her way or convince you of something.
Im a girl, but my best friend is a crazy bitch walking red flag.
She beat up a guy (seriously; black eyes and all) over a burger king breakfast sandwich.
Stabbed a guy with a fork for getting febreeze in her mashed potatoes.
Says ‘Im going to say you raped me’ to every guy who makes her mad.
Its really hard being her friend because we are polar opposites and I blatantly tell her how disturbed she is but we have been friends since we were babies so its hard to cut ties.
Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”
She’s willing to date me :(