Chrissy Stockton

Men are the weaker sex because they need women to cover their bodies just to be able to see them as human.

A good boyfriend always passes the gut test.

“Very thin lips, just not in to them.”

“My real mom and dad were killed when the bad men came.”

“He also showed the elders where the murder weapon was found, and upon digging, they did indeed found an axe there.”

Yes, we sync up. I prefer to think of it like a super power/Captain Planet situation.

“I had no idea my girlfriend would get this much attention and it makes me feel like crap.”

They hold women to standards.

If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.

You don’t have to have everything figured out, and you don’t have to have perfect outcomes, you just have to feel good about the process.

Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

No one can “make” you anxious or “give” you anxiety.

“I was a friend-zoned fedora wearer.”

“He didn’t know who Anne Frank was.”

When the police asked for a description of the man, Bob insisted he was wearing a white suit with long bunny ears.

Do not google micropenis.

You’ve always respected women. If your mom could do everything, why can’t any other woman?

The confidence to say “thanks but no thanks” to every guy who offers up a dating option that benefits him more than it benefits you.