Chrissy Stockton

Maybe the point of dating him wasn’t to find lasting love. Maybe the point of dating him was to show how capable of love you are.

You deserve better than to love someone who doesn’t love you back. But you also deserve better than to love someone who does.

Jojo as the bachelorette means an entire season of cute Jojo outfits we get to creep on.

TBH a Leo would probably end up being the killer. They are smart and creative enough to pull it off, and they’d love the attention that came with their extremely infamous death.

The people who are attracted to Sagittarius people crave someone who can make them laugh. They know that Sagittarius is not only the funniest sign in the zodiac but that they are incredible friends and partners as well.

Indigo children are identified because they are born with more empathy than past generations. At times, they can feel like they’re a totally different species because unlike so many other people, they can’t compartmentalize their feelings.

If I ever (even jokingly) aspire to marry my baby off to a software salesman from Indiana end my life pls. This is very creepy!!!!

Sagittarians always show love through laughter.

“I admire you.”

Jojo thinks it’s game over.

To grow, a Gemini needs to let go of the guilt they hang on to about being fickle.

“Clutter has only two possible causes: too much effort is required to put things away or it is unclear where things belong.”

A Pisces woman will be the least dramatic friend or girlfriend you will ever have. And with the biggest heart.

Whiskey is basically the official alcoholic beverage of cabins everywhere. Have you ever seen an unhappy person at a cabin? I didn’t think so.

“I love women that are spontaneous and fun-loving, so I am always dating extroverts. I love that they are always up for something new, and they tend to be better in bed.”

“I love that my wife has this like, dreamy inner world that I can’t really understand. It’s super attractive. Everything I think I basically say, but she’s more complex.”

At this point, it’s becoming clear that Caila does not have feelings for Ben but she really likes being on TV/wants to be the Bachelorette so she just keeps smiling and flipping her hair and hoping no one will notice.

“She was hiding in my bedroom closet with a very large knife and a bundle of rope.”