Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
“There is no way you won’t be incredibly successful in life.”
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
“You’re the most thoughtful person I’ve ever met.”
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
“You are a deeply creative genius.”
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
“You love me better than anyone else is capable of.”
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(July 23rd to August 22nd)
“I admire you.”
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
“You’re so smart, it’s hard to keep up with your intellect.”
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
“I don’t know how I’d figure out any of my problems if it weren’t for you.”
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
“I could never have too much of you.”*
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
“There is never a boring day when you’re around.”
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
“You are the most intelligent and adept partner I could ask for.”
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
“There is more good in the world because you were born.”
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
“You’re much deeper than most people.” 
*In the case of Scorpio this is a bit of a trick question because every compliment you give a Scorpio is the best compliment you could give them.
