Chelsea Fagan

So the management just puts a crappy bottle with a big markup in that slot, and everyone buys it.

Deleting people off of Facebook who are constantly spouting off political or social stuff that makes you extremely upset, or feel personally attacked.

This is the account of an intelligent, lucid man who knew perfectly well what he was doing and did it with the intent of leaving a minimum amount of pain or confusion.

From one certified sloth to another, eyyyyyyyyyyyy.

It is so beautiful.

Everyone deserves romance. Everyone deserves to feel special, and cared for, and deeply appreciated.

Admit that what you want most in life is to settle down with someone you love, have a family, and be surrounded by children and family and the people who care about you.

You go, intern. You recite that movie super-fast.

Because there is nothing more embarrassing than having to live a life on credit because you can’t actually afford to keep up your not-even-that-impressive appearances.

There is a reason why people react so harshly to crimes like dog fighting or animal negligence, and it is because we know that, no matter how badly that dog was mistreated, he still came back the next day with his tail wagging, hoping that he would be finally be loved by his master.

You don’t have to feel guilty about being the most important thing in your life.

You will always have a place in your heart for the boys who can play good music.

If you still think street harassment is flattery, or that anyone should feel lucky to have it happen, you just might be a lost cause.

By the time you realize it’s nearly August, everything has been a blur.

You are not afraid of being single, and aren’t eager to get into a relationship just for the sake of being in one.

The best friend anyone can have is a good chef.

Oh my god.

It is humiliation, self-loathing, and endless questioning over why, exactly, you weren’t good enough.