Chelsea Fagan

“I really need to start learning about wine.”

Always give directions to a taxi driver as if you’re bored and have done this 5,000 times.

You turn into this panty-showing, floor-touching, bent-over-at-the-waist grind monster, and everything is a blur of rubbing body parts and pulling up on your strapless dress.

Mornings where you can spend an hour just checking your email, sipping your coffee, and not really thinking about anything for a little while.

Wear keychains/shirts/pins that said things like “You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same” in green slime writing.

You’ll delete his number from your phone to prevent yourself from drunk texting him, but you’ll still look at his profile every now and again.

Ugh, please shut up.

Treat a new city not as an all-you-can-eat buffet, but as a place with one or two unforgettable specialty dishes. Spend some real quality time on those dishes. Make sure those dishes didn’t come from a Hard Rock Cafe.