Callie Byrnes

I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.

I love when people give me nicknames, even when I say I hate them. There aren’t a lot of fun, cute ways to shorten my name, but there’s still something so intimate when someone finds a way to, anyway. I like the feeling that someone knows me so well that we become an informality; I like knowing that they, and they alone, have a word that stands just for me.

This is the ending the girlfriend and the other girl deserve.

Scorpio: Play mind games. While you might find it fun playing dating games — leaving them on “read”, being secretive, sending cryptic snapchats — Scorpios won’t have it. They don’t like people who seem deceptive and indecisive, which they’ll probably attribute your behavior to. Want to see a Scorpio disappear? Just send them a selfie of you looking fire with a hot dude at a bar and trust me, he’ll be gone in an instant.

Fuckboys are evolving, but women are keeping up.

RIP to this brave man.

Marathon all of Nick Cage’s movies. Every. Single. One.

Can we just stop talking about how much we hate this man for talking about his curvy wife.

Aquarius: You’ve always felt different from everyone else, even if you can’t explain why. You see the world differently, you think differently, you feel differently, and you’re not sure anyone will ever be able to understand you. This can cause you to feel alone sometimes, even when you’re standing in the middle of a crowded room. 

Who’s your Uber driver? Spongebob???

Though neither Bieber or his reps expanded on why the pop star had to end the tour early, there’s a new conspiracy theory why, thanks to The Today Show.

The letter sheds a light on what fans (or at least, what I) truly appreciated about Bennington: his fearlessness when it came to talking about his demons. By opening up about his own, we felt a little less alone with ours.