Bobby Viner

Coming home from work to find my GF at the time, cleaning my apartment in a french maid outfit…

One of the red flags I totally ignored in a past relationship is that I didn’t really like any of her friends. If you don’t like the people your SO chooses to hang out with, you probably should reevaluate things.

Hey Ya, Mean Girls, Livejournal.

Because I’m still in love with my ex, and that makes me feel pathetic and angry, so then I drink to deal with the loneliness.

The Indonesian Mimic Octopus can not only change colours, but will mimic the shapes of other animals, like the flounder, poisonous lion fish, and sea snakes.

Handjob in the back of a cop car

These 21 documentaries cover everything from homeless tunnel dwellers to dolphin hunters to cocaine cowboys, and they’re all awesome!

Took my own braces off with nail clippers.

The universal feeling when going through a breakup, to use internet speak, is FML.

A 16-year-old girl, slowly melting in the pitiless cauldron that is high school, suddenly wanting to kiss boys and date them instead of sticking your tongue out at them or avoiding their cooties, but not really sure you really want that.

You brag about us to your girlfriends, you trawl our Facebook photos lustfully, you demand our attention through text and through increasing demands on our time.