Jacob Geers

Me and Dave were buddies. What I didn’t know was that Dave was on probation. He had just finished a 15 year bid for murder. But that wasn’t all. That was the FIFTH time he been brought to trial for 5 separate murders. It was only on the fifth trial that they got a conviction.

Will upvote for love.

One of the individuals who spent some time with Malia said she “wasn’t doing anything crazy.”

To the girls singing at the stop sign, please read the sign again 😂😂.

We’re a little weird — don’t unfollow us for it!

“If being good at Divination means I have to pretend to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves, I’m not sure I’ll be studying it much longer!”

Even this cat is shocked by the stupid sh*t people are saying.

That escalated quickly.