An Open Letter To His Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I know we haven’t met but it’s obvious at this point we’ve thoroughly stalked each other on all social media. Which is cool, I guess. It’s like getting to know you without having to go through all of that awkward ‘I hate you, you’re crazy’ nonsense.
This Is The Terrifying Reason Why I Will Not Babysit Anymore

Here’s something I don’t advertise on my SitterCity profile: I hate children. But I do love video games and easy money, so that makes for a pretty smooth operation when it comes to taking care of other people’s kids for a few hours.
I’m Planning To Be Fully Submissive To My Husband (And I Know I’m Going To Love It)

Here’s my definition of submissive: allowing your true feminine essence to shine by consciously deciding to surrender yourself, mind, body and spirit to the man you have welcomed in your life because he has shown he aligns with your life vision, standards and truth.
Your Mom Is The Most Important Woman In Your Life. Here’s 16 Reasons Why.

From being my personal cheerleader to my European drinking buddy, I’m amazed every single day by the strength, love and wit that my mom effortlessly brings to my world. If you’re lucky like me, your mom holds a pretty big piece of your heart and and a pretty big chunk of data in your phone plan.
10 Kind Of Weird But Mostly Sweet Things Quiet People Do When Trying To Woo You

Did I just give them a thumbs up when they left instead of hugging them goodbye? AHHHHHHHH.
The Real Reason You’re Single That You Haven’t Thought Of

But regardless of what the future holds for you and your relationship status, don’t be so unkind to yourself and think that you alone bear deficiencies that make you undesirable or unloveable.
12 Struggles People Who Just Can’t Handle Confrontation Understand

You feel like Oprah, so generous with your driving. YOU GET AHEAD OF ME! YOU GET AHEAD OF ME! YOU ALLLLL GET AHEAD OF ME IN THIS LAAAAANEEEEE!
What It Really Means To Never Take It Seriously And Never Get Hurt

“If you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.”
23 People Share Their Funniest Bad Tattoo Stories
7 Struggles Of Being In An Undefined Relationship Around Valentine’s Day

So you’ve gone on a few dates, gotten to know the basic facts about each other, fooled around a little and generally had a good time. No problems dotting the horizon right? Wrong.
How To Break Someone’s Heart

If you expect their love to make you believe in your own worthiness and—when it inevitably doesn’t—you blame them for not making you happy, you will break them.
35 Unusual Questions You Can Ask Your Tinder Date To See If You’re Compatible

You’re trapped on a lifeboat that can only hold two people. The lifeboat currently holds you, Oprah and Meryl Streep. Which other person do you save besides yourself?
6 Signs You Know It’s Time To Move Out Of Your Parents’ House

When is the right time to move out of our parent’s house? Secretly we wish that our parents could support us for the rest of our lives, but sometime or another we need to grow up.
14 Things It’s Time You Forgave Yourself For
11 Songs For When You Need To Say Goodbye (And You Don’t Want To)

The feeling of saying goodbye is one of the most important emotions in the world because if you don’t do it right, whatever (or whomever) you are trying to say goodbye to is going to linger. You have to do the thing properly.
27 Guys On The One Personality Trait They Can’t Resist In A Girl

We’ve got to have chemistry. That doesn’t have to be only physical. Just chemistry in the sense that we can joke around together and have interesting conversations and talk easily together. Something where you just “click” with her.
What It Means To Be A Real Free Spirit

A free spirit cares about the right things. And it’s not clothing or what you are doing on Friday night.