20 Things I Miss About Being In My 20s
20. Hitting on the hot 20 something without being the creepy old daddy nobody wants to talk to.
15 Text Messages You Wish You Could Send
To someone you want to hook up with: “just so there’s no confusion, you can have sex with me whenever you want. like legit whenever. just come over. ;) ;) ;)”
A Short Story About Birds
Your Best Friend Is Your Soul Mate
People sometimes cut their ex’s out of their lives, even when they’ve been together for years. And that’s probably the key reason your best friend is your soul mate. For the most part he or she is not going to break up with you.
32 Things That Are Worth Caring About
Responding to people who text you as promptly as you can, within reason. No one likes to be left hanging on a “what’s up” for three hours.
35 Worst Feelings That Aren’t Life Or Death
The 7 Stages Of Being Drunk
We can’t split up. It’s only three a.m.. Only the elderly and the terminally bogus go home at this geriatric hour.
How To Look Like A Million Bucks When You’re Broke As Hell
Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.
88 Important Truths I’ve Learned About Life
A good nine out of ten bad things I’ve worried about never happened. A good nine out of ten bad things that did happen never occurred to me to worry about.
25 Little-Known Facts About Mean Girls
The producers originally cast Amanda Seyfried as Cady, but Michaels felt she would be a better Karen.
27 Ways To Treat Yourself After A Hard Day
You Shouldn’t Be Embarrassed
28 Signs You’re Wasting Your Youth
You are not wearing the kinds of clothes you feel best in because you perceive them to be “not in style,” “not a good label,” or “not meant for someone who isn’t skinny.”
15 Text Messages You Wish You’d Get
Just wanted to let you know I’m wicked gay now and that’s why we didn’t work out. Nothing to do with you! Sorry! SUPER GAY. – Person who rejected you for no understandable reason
7 Rules For Communicating With Your Crush
Perhaps it would be best to make an actual list of information you acquired legitimately vs. information that you harvested from Facebook/Google/old blogs/other unfortunate sources
25 Things You Can Do If You Lose Electricity
Tell real-life scary stories, like the one time you didn’t have health insurance or the pregnancy test you took in college.
22 Things You Could Be Doing With Your Life Besides Getting Married
Starting a blog and, despite having an average daily readership of three people including your mother, maintaining and growing it with love.
15 Possible Reasons Why You’re Always Broke
Because you’re single and need to pay for a gym membership and buy the right pair of jeans that makes your ass look good so you can increase your chances of someone finding you attractive.