It’s the war that’s been fought since the beginning of time. It’s the most socially divisive split on the planet. It’s ended marriages and estranged family members. The one question that could define us all is: whether you’re a dog person or a cat person.

This isn’t an excuse for my impulsive and disorganized behavior; it’s an explanation. I now know what I was dealing with and can focus on management rather than allowing the symptoms to render me useless.

If your hair is messy, you’re probably trying to say: I look really cute in this picture and by poking fun at my hair and I get away with posting this selfie without being “that girl”.


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