23. Free TurboTax!
If you call TurboTax technical support (1-888-777-3303) and tell them you bought a disk and it is broken, or your computer refuses to recognize it, or some other nonsense that prevents you from installing from the disk, they will provide you with a free download of the software.
24. I knew UoP was bullshit!
I used to work at Apollo, the parent company for The University of Phoenix. We wouldn’t hire UoP graduates because we knew our degree programs were shit.
25. That’s unsanitary
I used to work as a prep in P.F. Chang’s. Being a chinese food place, everything has to be cut up into stir-fry sized bits, so there’s a lot of prep. To protect the workers, management made us all wear cut-resistant cotton gloves. Of course, we would wear latex gloves over these to prevent cross-contamination, but since they bought really cheap latex gloves, they would inevitably break. Long story short, by the end of the day, these cut gloves would be moist with all sorts of nasty goodies: squid juice, chicken bits, etc.
As far as I could tell, they never once washed the gloves. Seriously, in the two weeks I was there before I left (fired, unrelated topic) the gloves smelled like cheese. There was no cheese in the entire kitchen.
And that’s why I don’t eat at P.F. Chang’s.
Damn good dumplings, though.
