32 Employees Expose Their Employers’ Secrets And They Will Disgust You

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1. Secrets to eating “fresh”

I work at subway and one of our greatest secrets is if you ask one of our “Sandwich Artists” to microwave your cookie, we’ll do it. Ask for 5 seconds and you’ll have a perfectly warmed, soft, and delicious cookie.

2. So malt chocolate tastes like SlimFast?

I worked at TCBY one summer. We had these SlimFast shakes that a bunch of ladies would come in every day for. To make them you’d mix SlimFast powder in with frozen yogurt and it was supposed to curb their hunger/give them nutrients etc.

For that entire summer, I mistook a tub of chocolate malt powder for SlimFast. It wasn’t until one of my last weeks that I noticed the error. Those ladies didn’t lose an ounce of weight from what I could tell.

Sorry fat ladies. Hope the fall was brighter.

3. FAA allows cell phone use now

I work for an airline. Your cell phone is not going to make me fly in the wrong direction.


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