17. They fucking knew it???
Last year I worked in rural India for BP on a natural gas project.
They proceeded drilling, while knowing they had a broken BOP (blowout preventer).
Nothing bad happened on our project, but a year later the Gulf spill was due to BP proceeding with a broken BOP.
You guys have NO idea how much waste and corner-cutting occurs in the Oil and Gas industry.
18. Urgh…
JOB #1 : Grocery Store
- I was a produce trimmer
- Cut my hand, bled on the lettuce, was told to hose it off and sell it
- Old rotten veggies get turned into coleslaw
- The organic veggies that cost more are not actually organic
JOB #2 : Movie Theatre
- I was a projectionist
- Guy dipped his dick into a drink, gave it to a co-worker
- Yes, I can see you getting head in the theatre
- When the house lights are on you can see the crusty semen on the back row seats, they are never washed.
JOB #3 : Best Buy
- That warranty covers nothing. If it breaks, we will blame it on ware and tear.
- That credit card will put you in to debt
- That “gold tip” monster cable that cost $80 costs us $2 (although this is in part due to Monsters “MAP” policy
- Don’t buy the fucking warranty!
JOB #4 : Fast Lube type place
Some handy facts:
- That was not actually synthetic oil
- That washer fluid was water
- Ya, we stripped the bolt, but you took it somewhere else so the warranty is void
- That was not quaker state, that was a no name brand that gets pumped into the tanks
- “Engine Flushes” do nothing, they are just low viscosity oil
- “Stop Leak” bottles do nothing
- “Fuel System Cleaner’ does nothing
- You don’t need your transmission oil changed so soon, those are “Extreme Conditions” recommendations
- You don’t need your oil changed every 3 months or 5000km, check your owners manual
- That “$64.99” cabin air filter cost us $7
- Your air filter is not clogged, it just has a little dust
- We don’t get commission, we get Bonuses
- Also if you go to a fast lube 5 min before they close FUCK YOU. we have to serve you and now we are staying at work an extra 35 min unpaid (service and clean-up)
JOB #5 : Programmer
I love my jobI left out some summer jobs, but this is a short list of the shit I have seen.