“When your pullout game is strong af.”
“He takes forever to cum and I got sick of it. I would give him blowjobs every other day if he could figure out how to cum in like 7 minutes.”
I guess our invitation got lost in the mail.
That’s it. The whole big weight loss secret.
I hate it when that happens.
This is witchcraft.
A tech writer recently realized that the inventor of toilet paper, Seth Wheeler, left a notation in his original 1891 patent about the correct method.
Fact: Nancy Grace is a horror movie.
“A cold-hearted look at how all men are pigs. Or how all women are monsters. Or…. both?”
Walter is a beautiful, majestic, cuddly golden who also seems to be kind of a dummy.