25. She started smashing all my shit, just literally shoving everything off every shelf and table.
“She moved out and kept a key. I was renting and didn’t make any lock changes.
About a month later one day I come home and find her sitting in the dark silently in the lounge.
She had searched all my stuff and found condoms or something which set her off.
Started smashing all my shit, just literally shoving everything off every shelf and table.
Then she did the most insane thing I have witnessed – ran to the neighbors yelling, “help! help! help!” and told them I had bashed her – Of course I never touched her or even came close to her.
I had to call the cops and explain once they arrived – luckily they believed me mostly thanks to her story being full of holes and obviously there being no marks on her.
Shook me up to think that it could have left me with a criminal history and probably ruined a lot of employment chances if they believed her.
It was basically that scene from Fight Club where he goes into his bosses room and starts hitting himself.”