9. She showed up at my house and forced her way inside.
“I broke up with her. She showed up at my house and forced her way inside. She refused to accept that I wasn’t taking her back this time and decided to beat me and smack me repeatedly. Eventually she was on her knees begging to which I still said no. So she took the only logical option which was to bite my leg as hard as she could.”
10. She jumps on my back piggyback style trying to choke me out and take me down.
“In my senior year of high school I had an ex wait in front of my house for an hour. She thought I was home so she kept ringing my doorbell. So I came home from practice and saw her bawling her eyes out begging me to take her back. I of course said no. She was kind of a cliché so she threatened to kill herself and tell all of my friends she was pregnant with my child. I laughingly told her to, “fuck off”. This is where I saw a side of her I had no idea existed. This 5’2 chick gets in boxer stance and puts her fists up, ready to brawl. I was stunned, so she takes a swing at my face and misses the first time. I didn’t have it in me to harm a pregnant, suicidal 17 year-old so I start backing off. I try to get inside my house when she jumps on my back piggyback style trying to choke me out and take me down. (I’m not afraid to admit I was getting my ass kicked). I finally break free and get inside my house. That was the last time I saw her. She ended up keeping true to her threats, told all of my friends she was preggers. Jesus fucking Christ, what a fucking headache. Left me a scar to remember me of all of our good times.”
