24 Signs You Went To College In NYC
Things don’t close. You are never wanting for a place to give your inebriated or starving self food at 5am.
Things don’t close. You are never wanting for a place to give your inebriated or starving self food at 5am.
The key to cracking this guy’s code is to pull Inception on him–in the sense that you need to convince him that it’s actually you who is making the first move.
Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.
The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from area non-profits.
You are probably the most put-together adult I’ve ever met. Can I meet you? I want to be as put together as you are. Please?
Most employees made their real income by stealing items and re-selling them on eBay. Some stole for personal use, usually the younger employees who were just there as a student job and therefore didn’t need the money as badly, but everyone stole.
There is a moment in the book early in Grant’s career as a soldier where he was sent to hunt down a band of guerrillas, shaking with fear as he arrived at their camp only to find they had run away. It was then that he realized the enemy was often as scared of you as you were of them. It changed his approach to battle forever.
“We’ll see you again soon.” What does that mean? Does he want to see me again personally? Why can’t people just say what they mean?!
You begin to wonder how your romantic life would look from the outside and you start thinking of your hookups as types.
7. Have something going on your television that would be on even if you weren’t drinking.
When they play with kids or animals, hold babies, talk about their future kids or admit that they sometimes think of potential names for their spawn– these men exist I have encountered this rare species and I am here to tell you it is not folklore.
Chick lit, makeup, pedicures, long bubble baths—these are some of the best parts about being alive. No one questions my manhood because I like to feel good and indulge in life’s little pleasures.
You don’t have to tell people you date that you come as a package deal. They know. And if they don’t, they will when they’re laying next to you the next morning while you’re on the phone with said best friend telling them everything that happened last night.