Most Things Are Best When They’re Imperfect
I don’t know what perfect is. I don’t know what it means to me anymore, so I won’t even pretend to know what it means to anybody else.
Being Queer and Jewish in Ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn
Living in Crown Heights would be akin to re-entering the closet, five years after having emerged from it. “Could you do that?” my mother asked me.
I Don’t Like The Taste Of Alcohol
It happens all the time: when I go out to a club, party, bar, or any event where alcohol is present and mention I don’t drink, people seem to take it as a challenge.
23 Signs Your Spirit Animal Is A Sloth
33 Incredibly Delicious Quotes About Pizza
On Selfies, Self-Esteem And Learning To Love My Nose
I’ve been thinking a lot about this interview with Lisa Kudrow about the nose job she got when she was in high school.
4 Seduction Strategies Guaranteed To Make Her Weak At The Knees
The art of seducing women is a game that anyone can easily master, given the appropriate level of know-how to executive the right moves at the right moments.
It Took Me 6 Months to Poop Around My Boyfriend (And That’s Normal)
“You’re the Jedi pooper,” my boyfriend declared roughly six months into our relationship. He was referring to the fact that I’d managed to duck detection while going number two for an entire half year.
When You Want To Kiss Them
It’s been a long minute since I’ve kissed anyone. So… when the opportunity came up recently, you have no idea how much I wanted to kiss her.
What A Girl Wants You To Think (In Case You Were Wondering About The Infrastructure Of The Female Mind)
21 People On How You Know You’re In Love
Why Every Person Should Take An Improv Class
The 13 Phrases That Will Make Everyone Instantly Dislike You
365 Days of Change: My Year On Hormone Replacement Therapy
21 Signs Your Addiction To Good Television Is Reaching Very Dangerous Levels
Three episodes in one day is nothing. Four is impressive. Five is rare. You’ve done… seven.
8 Things That Always Bothered Me About Home Alone
First off, let me say that there is no bigger fan of Home Alone than myself. I’ve seen it more times than you’ve probably seen your mother’s face so trust me when I say that I’m not slamming the movie in any way.
51 Hysterical Reviews Of Products On Amazon Written By Incredible Trolls
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
35 Doctors And Patients Share Their Worst Misdiagnoses And Doctor Horror Stories
In 2005 my father went to the doctor complaining of chest pain. The doctor assured him it was heartburn and sent him home with Tums and no further testing. My father came home and died of a heart attack later that day.