5 Of The Worst Possible Things That Could Ever Happen To You
1. Making eye contact while on the toilet, or with someone who’s on the toilet Someone I know, let’s call him my “uncle,” once scored a hot date, and took her to the Red Lobster.
Social Justice Porn
The deep, forgiving cushion of your favorite armchair as you sink in to change the world via the Macbook warming your lap. The inviting “like” button on status updates from area non-profits.
15 Quirks Girls Have That Guys Go Crazy Over
10 Things Guys Need To Stop Doing When Trying To Pick Up Girls
I learned that it’s always startling if any stranger tries to talk to you in a bank, but exceedingly more startling if they whisper “nice ass…” It’s like, do you want my number? My pin? Because it’s unclear.
28 Things I Learned While Working For Lululemon Athletica
30 Amazing Things That Get Mind-Boggling If You Really Think About Them
Pictures/cameras. I just captured this ONE moment in time that I can now look at for the rest of my life.
What Your Favorite Coffee Beverage Says About You
You are probably the most put-together adult I’ve ever met. Can I meet you? I want to be as put together as you are. Please?
5 Things You Learn When A Relationship Ends Before It Really Starts
11 Ways To Avoid Post College Depression
24 Signs You Went To College In NYC
Things don’t close. You are never wanting for a place to give your inebriated or starving self food at 5am.
23 Confessions Of A Former Abercrombie And Fitch Employee
Most employees made their real income by stealing items and re-selling them on eBay. Some stole for personal use, usually the younger employees who were just there as a student job and therefore didn’t need the money as badly, but everyone stole.
6 Simple Signs He Wants To Be More Than Just Friends
“We’ll see you again soon.” What does that mean? Does he want to see me again personally? Why can’t people just say what they mean?!
Hooking Up vs Having Feelings
You begin to wonder how your romantic life would look from the outside and you start thinking of your hookups as types.
The 15 Most Attractive Things Boys Do
When they play with kids or animals, hold babies, talk about their future kids or admit that they sometimes think of potential names for their spawn– these men exist I have encountered this rare species and I am here to tell you it is not folklore.
10 Sweet Perks Of Being A Woman (Or Not Being A Man)
Chick lit, makeup, pedicures, long bubble baths—these are some of the best parts about being alive. No one questions my manhood because I like to feel good and indulge in life’s little pleasures.
How To Drink In Your Dorm Without Getting Caught
7. Have something going on your television that would be on even if you weren’t drinking.
16 Weird Things Best Friends Do That Prove They’re Your Soul Mates
You don’t have to tell people you date that you come as a package deal. They know. And if they don’t, they will when they’re laying next to you the next morning while you’re on the phone with said best friend telling them everything that happened last night.