Your boyfriend has an impressive notch count. He’s uncomfortable with this because he really wants to find The One. He legitimately thought he loved every girl he’s been with, all 30 of them.
Perhaps the only spectacle more intimidating than a group of PR girls at an important industry function is the same group, three hours later, at a club.
I couldn’t even imagine staying mad at you for longer than a day. It would just feel weird.
The kind of man you marry wants to go down on you. The kind of boy you date wants you to go down on him.
Laws changed. Opinions take a little longer. Do what makes you happy in the meantime.
We fall in love with the idea of a person, of all the things we glimpse in small, rapid moments, and cling to those flashes with a desperation that can carry us on for years.
Meet him young, at a time when you’re not old enough to realize how precious he is.
Between the acrobatics, inventive college satire, and willingness to come off as a highly questionable human, it’s very rare to see such unbridled talent running amok like this.
You are wondering why I can’t break up with someone I don’t love anymore, and, honestly, so am I.
All you fine gents on Tinder, listen up! According to men, it’s more difficult to swipe a match than it is for women.
Being Greek is like harboring a very powerful virus. Once you get it, it’s yours forever and it inhabits all you do.
The story that sticks out in my mind was one about an HIV positive prisoner who put his blood on arrows that were shot at the guards. The bow and arrows were made out of newspapers that were petrified with toilet water.
