Reasons Why Weddings Are Awkward
They have awkward arbitrary seating arrangements. Maybe you got stuck sitting next to that girl you hooked up with once in college, and she was all “Sooo, it’s nice to see you, wanna have a threesome?”
On Being Sodomized
The 13 Best Song Lyrics About Breaking Up
45 Celebrity Hook Ups You Might Not Know Ever Happened
Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock: They started dating around the time of filming 2002’s Murder By Numbers. Bullock’s friend Hugh Grant often referred to Bullock’s boyfriend as “The Child,” because he was 16 years younger than Sandra.
10 First Date Deal Breakers
I know we met on Grindr and all, but can you at least wait until the date is over before you open it back up? Sheesh.
10 Most Underrated Disney Characters
Let’s be honest, Ursula’s brief stint as a molten-hot human chick was clearly one of the high points of this movie.
25 Little-Known Facts About Thanksgiving
23. Although we think about Thanksgiving being an American holiday, our Canadian neighbors to the north also celebrate it, just on the second Monday in October.
25 Things I’m Afraid Of
I’m afraid of oncoming trains and that feeling right before a train approaches and the wind is blowing all around you, when you have no choice but to submit to the surge.
32 Mistakes Not To Make While Drunk
Blogging without making the requisite announcement/tag that you are now “drunk blogging.” Everything written while drunk blogging is acceptable.
10 Lies People Will Tell You After A Breakup
It’s a very hard thing to hear, but someone who isn’t like you may be exactly what your recent ex needs, and they may be better than you — not in some objective, ultimate way, but for your ex.
How To Look Like A Million Bucks When You’re Broke As Hell
Just because something looks pretty hanging in your closet doesn’t mean it looks pretty on you. You know it. I know it.
22 Movies From 2012 That Will Be Future Cult Classics
13. Killing Them Softly. The movie slapped with a rare F Cinemascore grade from audiences, mostly because whoever decided to market it to the mass public was an idiot.
Why Name-Calling Is Despicable
Calling someone a name is a lazy person’s resource. It takes away all of their collected knowledge, their education and their manners, putting them in the same class as barbarian trolls who don’t know any better.
A 225+ Song 90s Alternative Playlist
I got emotional compiling this week’s playlist (I know, right? Me, emotional? What are the odds?)
My Drinking Resume
All The Songs About DJs
It’s Over, Stop Texting Me
Who allows ten messages to go unanswered — a month of silence to stretch on — and still be excited when the other person finally decides to respond? I did.
Getting Someone To Fall In Love With You
Do I text you? Do I DM you? Do I tweet @ you? Do I DARE call you? You’ve called me a few times in the past and I remember feeling so shocked and delighted when I saw your name on the screen. I thought to myself, “This man has balls! He must really like me!”